Stephen Colbert Taunts ‘Micropenis’ Trump Over Jeffrey Epstein Revelations

Stephen Colbert did not hold back on Donald Trump in a searing monologue where he unearthed sordid rumors of the former president’s manhood.

While reveling in the latest Wall Street Journal bombshell regarding the Epstein files and Trump’s knowledge of the inclusion of his name, Colbert highlighted a list of apparent nicknames for the former president that he jokingly claimed were also in the files. One in particular, however, stood out: “Micropenis DJT.”

“But he [Trump] said he hardly knew the guy?!” Colbert joked on Wednesday.

“He’s in the files,” Colbert said with glee.


“You know how they say there’s no such thing as bad publicity?” Colbert added. “They’re not talking about that.”
Indeed! I am sure Trump loses sleep over what brainless leftist dumbfucks like Colbert and you think and say GuAno. :laugh:

GuAno
Noun
gua·no | \ ˈgwä-(ˌ)nō

: a fertilizer containing the accumulated excrement of seabirds or bats broadly : excrement especially of seabirds or bats

: Bird shit
 
Another…how does doxxing and attacking ICE and Border Patrol officers with rocks, shooting them, make Americans safer?

These officers are enforcing the very immigration laws passed by Congress. They are arresting and deporting violent illegal terrorists who rape our children, sex traffick them and murder our citizens.

Anyone?
Daddy knows what to do with children. Especially the girls. Go MAGA!


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The joke may be referencing Stormy Daniels’ 2018 memoir, where she wrote about her now-infamous affair with Donald Trump in 2006.

Daniels wrote that Trump has a “smaller than average” penis

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels added. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.” Daniels would later joke about this line in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel.
And yet, Daniels through her attorney stated there never was any affair or sex. You're such a gullible dipshit aren't you? :laugh:

But your fantasy over penises has been noted.

To Whom It May Concern:

Over the past few weeks I have been asked countless times to comment on reports of an alleged sexual relationship I had with Donald Trump many, many, many years ago.

The fact of the matter is that each party to this alleged affair denied its existence in 2006, 20011, 2016, 2017 and now again in 2018. I am not denying this affair because I was paid “hush money” as has been reported in overseas owned tabloids. I am denying this affair because it never happened.

I will have no further comment on this matter. Please feel free to check me out on Instagram at @thestormydaniels.

Thank you,

Stormy Daniels

GuAno[/color]
Noun
gua·no | \ ˈgwä-(ˌ)nō

: a fertilizer containing the accumulated excrement of seabirds or bats broadly : excrement especially of seabirds or bats

: Bird shit
 
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I'm a Typical Lefty loser.

Indeed you are! You're also a cowardly, uneducated, low IQ thread trolling mental case. ;)

Do you I like taking it up the ass in the men's room, like all commies?

I have no doubt you do. After all, you are an unhinged mentally deranged cowardly leftist.

Are you Am I a toe-tapper?

I have no idea and no one really gives a shit what a brainless loser like you think you are. ;)
 
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