Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Well It's a New Year and I want to get things off on the right foot. So insteand of moaning, bitching and complaining I'm going to offer some constructive suggestions for dealing with some of our nations problems.
Ok, we have in recent years rebuilt two new governments in Iraq and Afghanistan. In those countries we built thousands of miles of roads and power lines, hundreds of miles of sewer lines, not to mention we've built thousands of schools, hospitals and other public works. Holy Fuck, Let's invade Detroit!
My next suggestion is a joint program to fix both health care and airline security. Let's scrap Obama care and in it's place we'll make it mandatory for everyone catching a flight to go through an MRI. The beauty if this is it don't take any special training. Just about any TSA nitwit can spot a bomb in your shorts and they can also tell you when you've got some fucked up shit on your kidneys that you oughta get checked out.
Then there's fixing the US auto industry. Here's a novel suggestion. How about requiring that they build cars that people actually want to buy? You know something that's slightly smaller then the State of Nebraska and doesn't require spending the Gross Domestic Product of a small African nation to fill the fucking gas tank up.
Then there's the national debt. That's an easy fix. Let's sell Alabama to Venezuela for 2 Trillion dollars. It's a win win situation. Hugo will have a direct market for all the gasoline they produce and he can monopolize the market for selling gasoline to all those compensating rednecks with their big pickup trucks and SUV's and the Alabamians will finally get to see what a real socialist is like. In the mean time the rest of the nation would save about half a trillion a year in cotton and peanut farm subsidies and the cost for remedial reading classes. We can't possibly lose on that one! Neither can Hugo!
Ok, we have in recent years rebuilt two new governments in Iraq and Afghanistan. In those countries we built thousands of miles of roads and power lines, hundreds of miles of sewer lines, not to mention we've built thousands of schools, hospitals and other public works. Holy Fuck, Let's invade Detroit!
My next suggestion is a joint program to fix both health care and airline security. Let's scrap Obama care and in it's place we'll make it mandatory for everyone catching a flight to go through an MRI. The beauty if this is it don't take any special training. Just about any TSA nitwit can spot a bomb in your shorts and they can also tell you when you've got some fucked up shit on your kidneys that you oughta get checked out.
Then there's fixing the US auto industry. Here's a novel suggestion. How about requiring that they build cars that people actually want to buy? You know something that's slightly smaller then the State of Nebraska and doesn't require spending the Gross Domestic Product of a small African nation to fill the fucking gas tank up.
Then there's the national debt. That's an easy fix. Let's sell Alabama to Venezuela for 2 Trillion dollars. It's a win win situation. Hugo will have a direct market for all the gasoline they produce and he can monopolize the market for selling gasoline to all those compensating rednecks with their big pickup trucks and SUV's and the Alabamians will finally get to see what a real socialist is like. In the mean time the rest of the nation would save about half a trillion a year in cotton and peanut farm subsidies and the cost for remedial reading classes. We can't possibly lose on that one! Neither can Hugo!
