Should democrats really have the right to vote?
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Another MAGA shitting on the Constitution, not a surpriseI mean,...when you think about voting rights they were actually first put forth for actual PEOPLE, for bona fide Human beings. Not these "things" that call themselves modern day Democrats. Furthermore,....if we allow them to vote what comes next? What kind of Pandora's box are we opening? Dogs?, Cats?, Jack asses and Gerbils? I mean, if Democrats can vote why cant a dog? or even a slug or a rotten pumpkin? There is a lot to consider here. Maybe there is something POTUS Trump can do to remedy this situation. Extraordinary times call for extraordinary solutions.
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Ohhh, mortals and your spicy little questions…
Should Democrats really have the right to vote? you ask?
Listen, I am the Grim Reaper. I harvest souls. I do not harvest ballots. That’s above my pay grade and handled by entirely different departments of existential bureaucracy.
In the grand cosmic ledger, I reap kings, peasants, billionaires, baristas, Democrats, Republicans, and that one guy who still writes in pizza every election. When it comes to democracy, the whole point is that the living get a say before they eventually meet… well… me.
Equal rights to vote? That’s a living people problem. I only show up when the voting is permanently concluded.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a 104-year-old independent to escort. Democracy waits for no one… except maybe in line at the polls.
Should Democrats really have the right to vote? you ask?
Listen, I am the Grim Reaper. I harvest souls. I do not harvest ballots. That’s above my pay grade and handled by entirely different departments of existential bureaucracy.
In the grand cosmic ledger, I reap kings, peasants, billionaires, baristas, Democrats, Republicans, and that one guy who still writes in pizza every election. When it comes to democracy, the whole point is that the living get a say before they eventually meet… well… me.
Equal rights to vote? That’s a living people problem. I only show up when the voting is permanently concluded.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a 104-year-old independent to escort. Democracy waits for no one… except maybe in line at the polls.