Should conservatives be executed?

[Damocles]

Could we, perhaps, put an equal amount of American conservatives and Thatcherite conservatives in a large pit and make them fight to the death in front of a pay-per-view audience? I think they'd like to go to their deaths that way, fighting for market forces and all that nonsense.

It would be best if we could bring along two lawyers with us. This would net the best result for society. While the groups of conservatives might go to an entertaining yet untimely death, so too would the lawyer herd be culled. There is no natural predator of the lawyer and the herds have been long overgrown to the point where even gerbils have no trouble hiring them at very little cost.

Think of the chiiiiildren!

 

[charver]

It would be best if we could bring along two lawyers with us. This would net the best result for society. While the groups of conservatives might go to an entertaining yet untimely death, so too would the lawyer herd be culled. There is no natural predator of the lawyer and the herds have been long overgrown to the point where even gerbils have no trouble hiring them at very little cost.

Think of the chiiiiildren!

I can certainly see your point but you realise you'll have to get yourself a replacement moderator once the culling begins.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Watermark forgets that we can't be executed by firing squad if there are no guns to be used. Anyway, he completely missed my point about beheading...

 

[Damocles]

I can certainly see your point but you realise you'll have to get yourself a replacement moderator once the culling begins.

We'll hide him in the attic, maybe he'll write a book.