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what does your comment have to do with anything?
I am posting a scene from one of the greatest shows of all time.
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what does your comment have to do with anything?
I am posting a scene from one of the greatest shows of all time.
SJJRSJJS
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"oui oui manure", the French suck bigtime.......LOL....
A cursory review of French military history reveals the following: 1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2,000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. 2 - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare: "French armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." 3 - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. 4 - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots. 5 - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant but still manages to get invaded. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. 6 - War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. 7 - The Dutch War - Tied. Dutch farmers and tulip growers are tougher than they look. 8 - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Francophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. 9 - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. 10 - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; “France only wins when America does most of the fighting." 11 - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. 12 - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for the Russian winter, Prussian grenadiers or a British footwear designer. 13 - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. For the first, but certainly not the last time, Germany plays the role of drunken frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. 14 - World War I - Invaded, humiliated and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Winds up a tie for les francaise. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, the American fascination with personal hygiene (a fascination totally foreign to French women) incites widespread use of condoms by American soldiers, thus precluding any improvement in the French bloodline. 15 - World War II - A decisive defeat even by French standards. Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly through the winter, then arouse themselves to conquer France in six weeks. Hitler dances in front of the Eiffel Tower, while the French command staff retreats to Algeria to institute a crash language program to teach French privates how to say "I surrender" in German and French generals to say "We surrender" in German. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song and some small portion of the German work ethic. De Gaulle of it all... 16 - First Vietnamese war (in Vietnamese circles, known as "the scrimmage", or "the exhibition game" where the varsity squad is kept on the sideline to see how the second string will play) - Lost. French soldiers, fresh off their four year occupation by the Germans, catch a terminal case of Dien Bien Flu. 17 - Algerian rebellion - Lost. First time an Arab army has beaten a Western army since the Crusades, and produces the first rule of modern Islamic warfare: "We can always beat the French." A nice phrase, but it lacks something in originality, since it is also the first rule of warfare for the Italians, Russians, Prussians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, Native Americans and capitalists. 18 - War on Terrorism - Lost. Incensed at not being included in the original "Axis of Evil," France refuses to participate. When it becomes clear that this is a "no-kidding war," Jacques Chirac looks at his cards and immediately surrenders to that old warhorse, Gerhard Schroeder. For good measure, he also surrenders to five million illegal immigrants from Algeria. The moral of the story is - give thanks to God on high that the French are not helping us!
if it weren't for the french, we would never have won the revolution. we owe the french everything for saving our asses.
Billy the Great Khan
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Ammo lead comes from China dipshit. Also, we have literally billion of rounds.
SJJRSJJS
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Are you Frenchy 75("SHO SHO") or his kissing cousin? Now we have another Mod, Karmat here, the know it all trying to "blank" with me, sheeeeet. I get it, you saw how I systematically dissected your "Sho Sho", so you had some booze(Jug Wine) to get your "courage up", no pun intended, to take me on, big mistake. The French Military sucks and I proved that. The Chinese make some junk sheet and I know moore about Knives, Guns and Swords than you Karmat, and your butt buddy "Sho Sho" combined, it is what it is. You never read this entire thread and as a Mod, it is your duty to read it all before you get involved. I bet that little "Sho Sho" begged you to intervene and try to save his ass on this Forum after I destroyed it piece by piece, tell the truth for once, man up?.......................................................TOUCHE'.........BRING IT
SJJRSJJS
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Now I gots two Mods "coming" at me butt, that will not help them because I have already brought them down to size, they are putty in my hands. Folks, please read the entire thread and you be the judge? The mere fact that these two Mods are ganging up on me Right now proves that I am winning the War of words. They are both online now desperately trying to win a word battle to save face, that is what this has turned into, SJJ handing "Sho Sho" and Karmat both their asses. Check it out tomorrow night, there are almost never two Mods on this late at night, that is unless they are in kahoots together trying to salvage their reputations on this Forum.
Bye Bye to Karmat and Sho Sho, I gots to hit the sack now, but you two stay up, talk it up together and post all the chinese dung that you want tonight, and I will begin your ass kicking again tomorrow morning after I feed my horse, and I do know horseshit when I see it posted......LOL
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
Except those were the Gauls, not the French. The French came from the Franks, a tribe that didn't appear until about 300 years AFTER the Gallic wars. Also, when they DID appear, they regularly beat the Romans. Crack a book once in a while.
Uhh what about Charlemagne? Or Pepin the Short? Or Charles Martel? Ya know, the people who went on to establish the Holy Roman Empire? And a myriad of other wars in between. Like the last conquest of England, by the Normans, who hailed from Normandy.
Uhh no. Again, open a book instead of just copying and pasting stuff from a website that doesn't know dick about history.
Clovis. Also, Joan of Arc died in 1431 but the Hundred Years War ended in 1453, 22 YEARS after she had been dead. Again, not that you'd know, being a failure of every subject you attempt to discuss.
Well, since you want to call the Roman Empire Italian in the first entry, then you're ignoring all the countries that lost to Rome multiple times. And there were a lot. BUT, since you are a legit retard....France utterly Dominated the Italians. It wasn't until the involvement of the HRE (Holy Roman Empire you dumbass), Spain, and the Papacy that France was even set back, let alone defeated.
Uh huh. Except, no.
Yeah, France driving the British Empire into BANKRUPTCY was a sure lose.
Oh Really? So France against, Spain, Great Britain, the HRE, Portugal, the Dutch, and Savoy, and they STILL managed to get who they want on the throne? And that's a loss? Interesting description of losing.
Yeah, you don't know shit about French history or military history or really any history.
Nope, all of Europe got involved and tried to restore the monarchy. And all of Europe failed.
Yeah, arguably the greatest general of all time, conquers all of Europe except Russia (something only the Mongols could do by the way), and that's a defeat. Napoleon came out of exile and in 100 days made France the strongest single power in Europe, AGAIN. You really need to go back to middle school.
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
Yeah, this is a refutation all right. You've refuted nothing but copying and pasting some knife site and Wikipedia. Hell, you couldn't even spell half of what you're talking about, let alone have an intellectual discussion on the matter.
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
Really? Where?
I've run into exactly 1 person who knows more about guns than me. But since you claim to know so much, what does the 7.62x39 cartridge headspace on? And what is Max OAL for it?
$1000 says no such thing occurred. I mean, you did just say you would bet didn't you? You're not AFRAID are you?
I think I have already proven in this thread I know way more about knives than you do.
I have a knife on my desk right now.
It's a VERY high quality knife
It can cut plenty of things and it's not worn out at all. I don't know where it was made though.
You don't know shit.
sjjr keep running your mouth and I will beat you up. just name the time and the place.
sjjr no doubt ran off when he saw the battle turning. turned tail and ran just like the french. doesn't know shit about knives either.
He's all talk, I waited for him in NYC once and he never showed!
from now on sjjr's new name is "all talk"
I thought they originally manufactured auto parts and accessories, spark plus, wiper blades, and so on, for German autos.
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Bit ungrateful then to call them Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys.
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You have to be joking, they make shedloads of different products. I have a Bosch hedgetrimmer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bosch_GmbH
You would, being such a great sofa general
SJJRSJJS
Verified User
Post a photo of your knife with one of your thumbs in the photo next to the knife, like I had to do on the old Board to shut the Demo skeptics up, in this case I need to see a thumb because I do not trust either you Karmat or Sho Sho no more. It is obvious that I mentally own both of you and after I see the your knife photo, I will post one of my kitchen knife collection with my thumb in it to show good faith. In other words, Sho me yours and I will Sho you mine. The fact that no name is on your knife probably means that is was a reject second that they were ashamed of selling, probably a Chinese Junk knife with a thick blade to keep it from breaking, not many no-name knives around. I have a great older 440C Buck 110, made in San Diego that I could thumb shot post along with a razor sharp Kabar, made in Olean, NY. I must have at least 50 knives in my collection that I could thumb shot photo post, but you need to post a thumb shot photo first of your nameless knife or the deal is off. I also have an 1832 caplock pistol with the date and name of Samuel Colt on it, that I could thumbshot post, but you have to go first or you will see nothing. There, if you do not post the thumbshot photo first, you will lose all credibility on this Forum and because of Sho Sho's close association with you, he/she is in the same boat. The ball is in your court, now do your thing, Karmat.
christiefan915
Catalyst
They probably did, what do I know.