Scotland votes to give FREE TAMPONS to all women!!!

Dutch Uncle said:
Frankly I'm a little disappointed no one picked up on the Red Wings reference and posted "Dutch, you're a sick fuck!" Sad.
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Yeah. I am not too crazy about that but I did parties with women while they're on periods. It was, uh, interesting. I know a few who are into Red Wings. To each their own I guess.
 
AProudLefty said:
Yeah. I am not too crazy about that but I did parties with women while they're on periods. It was, uh, interesting. I know a few who are into Red Wings. To each their own I guess.
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And please don't ask me how the color red got on, uh, "it". :laugh:
 
AProudLefty said:
Yeah. I am not too crazy about that but I did parties with women while they're on periods. It was, uh, interesting. I know a few who are into Red Wings. To each their own I guess.
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No doubt some are into it. For me it was more about too much beer and being really, really horny.
 
AProudLefty said:
And please don't ask me how the color red got on, uh, "it". :laugh:
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I'd once picked up school teacher, as it turned out, in a Pensacola bar. She was vacationing with friends. We were both pretty drunk. It was on a cross-country and my squadronmates and I had rented this big boat of a car. Lincoln Continental or something that size. Teacher and I adjourned from the dance floor to the back seat of the land boat. We were doing some pretty heavy petting and moving across the bases when she said "I'm on my period". "No, problem" I said. She said "Okay" and pulled out the tampon. She tried to sling it out the window but the window was rolled up. It made a little round circle on the glass and fell on the rearseat floor mat. I busted out laughing. She finally did too. We finished up, redressed and got out of the car. All of my squadronmates were patiently waiting for us to leave. She was a little embarrassed but I kissed her, whispered "thank you" and we left. I told the story to my friends on the way back to the hotel. They didn't believe me until I pointed at the red circle and told the guys in the backseat (I was riding shotgun) to look on the floor. "Aww shit!" one exclaimed. Good times.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
I'd once picked up school teacher, as it turned out, in a Pensacola bar. She was vacationing with friends. We were both pretty drunk. It was on a cross-country and my squadronmates and I had rented this big boat of a car. Lincoln Continental or something that size. Teacher and I adjourned from the dance floor to the back seat of the land boat. We were doing some pretty heavy petting and moving across the bases when she said "I'm on my period". "No, problem" I said. She said "Okay" and pulled out the tampon. She tried to sling it out the window but the window was rolled up. It made a little round circle on the glass and fell on the rearseat floor mat. I busted out laughing. She finally did too. We finished up, redressed and got out of the car. All of my squadronmates were patiently waiting for us to leave. She was a little embarrassed but I kissed her, whispered "thank you" and we left. I told the story to my friends on the way back to the hotel. They didn't believe me until I pointed at the red circle and told the guys in the backseat (I was riding shotgun) to look on the floor. "Aww shit!" one exclaimed. Good times.
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LOL. I love that story.
 
AProudLefty said:
Is there a connection between being on period and being really, really horny?

(Cue in a Dune porno video)
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As it was, my horniness in those days was pretty much 24/7. Beer helped reduce my inhibitions about doing something about it.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
As it was, my horniness in those days was pretty much 24/7. Beer helped reduce my inhibitions about doing something about it.
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The Spice must flow.

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Text Drivers are Killers said:
More special treatment for women, but the press calls it "gender equality"!!! HAHAHA Blacks and women get special treatment in everything and still they fail. What does that tell you.? Now look for women to start hoarding this free stuff and selling it in countries where it's not free.
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You are most definitely one of the forum's top three sickos.
 
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