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PostmodernProphet said:
so what are you trying to say....that it's impossible to get pissed off at someone because "it's a message board"....get real.....
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How about, if you get to the stage where you are getting upset with stuff on a message board then maybe it's time not to be on a message board so much?
 
charver said:
How about, if you get to the stage where you are getting upset with stuff on a message board then maybe it's time not to be on a message board so much?
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I get a great deal of satisfaction identifying the sick lying bastards of the world.....if I wasn't here, someone might have actually believed this particular SLB when he posted.....I am broadening your horizons....if you don't want your horizons broadened, perhaps YOU should not be on a message board....
 
PostmodernProphet said:
I get a great deal of satisfaction identifying the sick lying bastards of the world.....if I wasn't here, someone might have actually believed this particular SLB when he posted.....I am broadening your horizons....if you don't want your horizons broadened, perhaps YOU should not be on a message board....
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Thank the Lord you were here then. I don't quite know how we would have coped without you.

And have i complained about your "horizon broadening" activity? I simply told someone not to take it seriously which has, seemingly, had the effect of another poster taking things too seriously.
 
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charver said:
Thank the Lord you were here then. I don't quite know how we would have coped without you.

And have i complained about your "horizon broadening" activity? I simply told someone not to take it seriously which has, seemingly, had the effect of another poster taking things too seriously.
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I can't imagine anything which should be taken more seriously than a dishonest attack on one's religious beliefs....
 
the only irony I see is you, in the guise of trying to tone things down, making worse errors than the guy we were talking about in the first place.....
 
PostmodernProphet said:
the only irony I see is you, in the guise of trying to tone things down, making worse errors than the guy we were talking about in the first place.....
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Yes, we've already established the flaws of your creator concerning imagination so it's no surprise to see he forgot to load your brain box up with irony as well.

I'm sure he's happy that you're getting irate on a message board on his behalf though. Omnipotent beings are always so insecure, don't you find?
 
charver said:
Thank the Lord you were here then. I don't quite know how we would have coped without you.

And have i complained about your "horizon broadening" activity? I simply told someone not to take it seriously which has, seemingly, had the effect of another poster taking things too seriously.
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He is like one of those Jehovah Witnesses who knock on your door and won't go away, I wonder if he is related to [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_phelps"]Fred Phelps[/ame]?
 
blackascoal said:
Do you care .. or even know about this ...

So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. "This is what you are to do," they said. "Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin." Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.

The Israelite assembly sent a peace delegation to the little remnant of Benjamin who were living at the rock of Rimmon. Then the men of Benjamin returned to their homes, and the four hundred women of Jabesh-gilead who were spared were given to them as wives. But there were not enough women for all of them. The people felt sorry for Benjamin because the LORD had left this gap in the tribes of Israel. So the Israelite leaders asked, "How can we find wives for the few who remain, since all the women of the tribe of Benjamin are dead? There must be heirs for the survivors so that an entire tribe of Israel will not be lost forever. But we cannot give them our own daughters in marriage because we have sworn with a solemn oath that anyone who does this will fall under God's curse."

Then they thought of the annual festival of the LORD held in Shiloh, between Lebonah and Bethel, along the east side of the road that goes from Bethel to Shechem. They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, "Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife! And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, 'Please be understanding. Let them have your daughters, for we didn't find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. And you are not guilty of breaking the vow since you did not give your daughters in marriage to them.'" So the men of Benjamin did as they were told. They kidnapped the women who took part in the celebration and carried them off to the land of their own inheritance. Then they rebuilt their towns and lived in them. So the assembly of Israel departed by tribes and families, and they returned to their own homes.
Judges 21:10-24 NLT

I know .. its just me projecting that sees that as RAPE.

How about this ...

If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT

I know, he paid her so that's not RAPE.

How about this sick bullshit ...

As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.
Deuteronomy 20:10-14

How about this demonic shit ...

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment.
Exodus 21:7-11 NLT

I could go on and on with really sick ass shit from the bible .. including when a gang follows a man and his male guest home and cry out "Send the man out so we can have sex with him" .. but the sick bastard sends his daughter out instead.

Any takers?

Am I lying?

Don't you people even know the damn bible?
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The exact same people who will defend this will also say that the Koran is all about vengeance and killing.
 
Ice Dancer said:
If you wished to understand the meaning and context of the OT relationship God had with man and most especially the Isaelites then quit cherry picking scripture, go get a copy of Matthew Henry's Commentary and read it. Then come back as an intellectually honest critic instead of an overblown ego with a God hate chip on his shoulder.
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Most of us choose not to brainwash ourselves into loving hateful entities.

We're not taking anything out of context. He was genocidal fuck, who promoted racism, and ethnic cleansing. Your failure to recognize this is why you are a danger to yourself and others.
 
Ice Dancer said:
If you wished to understand the meaning and context of the OT relationship God had with man and most especially the Isaelites then quit cherry picking scripture, go get a copy of Matthew Henry's Commentary and read it. Then come back as an intellectually honest critic instead of an overblown ego with a God hate chip on his shoulder.
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Not the old 'it's all about the context' argument again.
 
charver said:
Yes, we've already established the flaws of your creator concerning imagination so it's no surprise to see he forgot to load your brain box up with irony as well.

I'm sure he's happy that you're getting irate on a message board on his behalf though. Omnipotent beings are always so insecure, don't you find?
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so far we've established that you're an ineffective busybody, probably someone's maiden aunt, who doesn't quite know how to avoid saying things that embarrass the rest of the family but is kept around because she knows the best recipe for potato salad......
 
tom prendergast said:
He is like one of those Jehovah Witnesses who knock on your door and won't go away, I wonder if he is related to Fred Phelps?
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:D

Looking at the angry little chap's reactions to a perfectly innocuous comment does give one an insight as to why these Christian sorts do tend to find themselves in the middle of so many wars throughout history.
 
AssHatZombie said:
Most of us choose not to brainwash ourselves into loving hateful entities.

We're not taking anything out of context. He was genocidal fuck, who promoted racism, and ethnic cleansing. Your failure to recognize this is why you are a danger to yourself and others.
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you might be taken seriously if it could be believed that you actually knew how to open a Bible.....
 
PostmodernProphet said:
so far we've established that you're an ineffective busybody, probably someone's maiden aunt, who doesn't quite know how to avoid saying things that embarrass the rest of the family but is kept around because she knows the best recipe for potato salad......
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Thanks, that's very Christian of you.

Praise be brother, praise be.
 
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