christiefan915
Catalyst
1. Obamacare covers vision appointments for children. It does not cover care for supernatural eyesight.
2. Obamacare removed lifetime limits on coverage. It doesn’t extend into the afterlife.
3. Obamacare covers children with pre-existing conditions. It does not protect you from something you loved in childhood coming back to haunt you.
4. Obamacare covers most vaccinations for free. It does not provide a zombie vaccination (yet).
5. Obamacare covers an annual wellness visit where you could talk to your doctor about dizzy spells. It cannot prevent someone from putting a spell on you.
2. Obamacare removed lifetime limits on coverage. It doesn’t extend into the afterlife.
3. Obamacare covers children with pre-existing conditions. It does not protect you from something you loved in childhood coming back to haunt you.
4. Obamacare covers most vaccinations for free. It does not provide a zombie vaccination (yet).
5. Obamacare covers an annual wellness visit where you could talk to your doctor about dizzy spells. It cannot prevent someone from putting a spell on you.