Rippin farts at work

C

Connecticut Stud

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Anyone ever drop a bomb at their cube or on the job?

I just let a silent but deadly roll out!!! good thing everyones pretty much gone...


one day i let one go, and i didn't think it would be a smelly... well i was wrong, it was like 1 and it smelled to high heaven.... my boss who sits like 10 feet away from me came out and was like what is that?? and i go ughh i dunno, i don't smell anything...

LOL
 
ROTFLMAO :P

I'm seriously laughing out loud! That is the funniest thing ever!

And no, I never let them rip at work
 
Connecticut Stud said:
and why are people fart immune to their own??
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This is my theory:

If you can smell a fart, you're inhaling someone's ass molecules. If its yours it doesn't matter because they are your molecules. Inhaling another persons ass molecules is just gross. No matter how hot they are.
 
Wait until somebody that doesn't usually come by the desk does, then dump it and when they leave blame it on them... This strategy has worked well in the past.
 
Damocles said:
It's better than the guy/gal that goes to the Restroom and makes all sorts of noises while sitting on the stool...
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That's a tough one to decide. Let me think about that for a while:

Person besmirches (sp?) peoples images by blaming their SBDs on others
vs

Person who's known for funking up the bathroom and making all kinds of shiteous sounds

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

If the objective at the office is to have a good image I guess you're right.
 
LadyT said:
That's a tough one to decide. Let me think about that for a while:

Person besmirches (sp?) peoples images by blaming their SBDs on others
vs

Person who's known for funking up the bathroom and making all kinds of shiteous sounds

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

If the objective at the office is to have a good image I guess you're right.
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I'm talking about the guy/gal that grunts and moans while on the stool... Very funny stuff...
 
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