Republicans Should Thank Sanford

LadyT

LadyT

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Its the first time in a while that a republican sex scandal hasn't involved a male escort, meth, or underaged boys.


I mean, a sex scandal that actually involves a grown man with a grown woman having consensual lawful sex? I don't even recognize him.
 
From San Francisco's ex-Mayor Willie Brown:

I got into a cab Friday, and the driver asked, "Was Michael Jackson a Republican?"

"I don't think so. Why?"

"He managed to knock both that two-timing South Carolina governor and that two-timing, Bible-thumping senator from Nevada off the front page. Republicans haven't gotten that much help from a black man since Sammy Davis Jr. hugged Richard Nixon."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/06/27/BA4E18EETO.DTL
 
hahah! I'm sure a lot of people who were in the press really really love MJ right about now.
 
cawacko said:
From San Francisco's ex-Mayor Willie Brown:

I got into a cab Friday, and the driver asked, "Was Michael Jackson a Republican?"

"I don't think so. Why?"

"He managed to knock both that two-timing South Carolina governor and that two-timing, Bible-thumping senator from Nevada off the front page. Republicans haven't gotten that much help from a black man since Sammy Davis Jr. hugged Richard Nixon."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/06/27/BA4E18EETO.DTL
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roflmao
 
You notice that each time one of these Republicans gets caught in a sex scandal Fox News changes their affiliation to Democrat? LOL
 
cawacko said:
From San Francisco's ex-Mayor Willie Brown:

I got into a cab Friday, and the driver asked, "Was Michael Jackson a Republican?"

"I don't think so. Why?"

"He managed to knock both that two-timing South Carolina governor and that two-timing, Bible-thumping senator from Nevada off the front page. Republicans haven't gotten that much help from a black man since Sammy Davis Jr. hugged Richard Nixon."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/06/27/BA4E18EETO.DTL
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:0)

Sammy just didn't paint his face .. or his children white.
 
blackascoal said:
Dude .. what are you saying?

That Michael Jackson's kids aren't his kids :eek:

Shock and awe :eek:

... I don't think so either
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LOL. I know it is a stunning shock that I might think that a genetically black man would not have children whiter than my nearly albino mother, even if he was painted white.
 
Damocles said:
LOL. I know it is a stunning shock that I might think that a genetically black man would not have children whiter than my nearly albino mother, even if he was painted white.
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:lmao:

But Michael had lots of money .. he could have had his sperm painted white.

... it could happen :)
 
LadyT said:
Its the first time in a while that a republican sex scandal hasn't involved a male escort, meth, or underaged boys.


I mean, a sex scandal that actually involves a grown man with a grown woman having consensual lawful sex? I don't even recognize him.
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Oh hell yeah, this ain’t as freaking weird as wide stances, or Diaper Dave Vitter having prostitutes dress him in diapers.

But you spoke too soon Tiana! There’s something really freaking weird and bizarre about this Christofascist Governor’s international sexcapades….yikes!

Sanford’s Mental State Questioned
Gov. Mark Sanford is acting like a love-struck teenager.

Or, maybe he has a deeper personality disorder, some experts speculate.

As the saga of Sanford and his Argentine lover continues, the public, the governor’s political rivals and some allies are speculating about the governor’s mental stability and whether he’s able to lead the state.

While mental health experts are reluctant to pin a diagnosis on the governor, their observations of his behavior suggest a chemical imbalance, narcissism and impulsive behavior.

Sanford has not sought professional mental health treatment, said Joel Sawyer, the governor’s spokesman.

But some fellow politicians are saying the governor needs help.

http://www.thestate.com/sanford/story/849427.html
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This has got to be a piece out of the Onion. Pussy has been making men act like 'love struck teenagers' or in todays lingo 'bitches' since the begining of time. We wouldn't have a government if they wanted to apply this thought to all men in power.
 
MJ had a host of issues. #1, if the kids aren't even genetically his, why in the world did he bother with a surrogate? Why not just adopt. He went through painstaking processes to "have kids" when he could have just as easily rescued someone from poverty and a lifetime of misery that was already here.
 
cawacko said:
This has got to be a piece out of the Onion. Pussy has been making men act like 'love struck teenagers' or in todays lingo 'bitches' since the begining of time. We wouldn't have a government if they wanted to apply this thought to all men in power.
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Cawacko, I’ve never heard on a normal husband harassing his wife for permission on multiple occasions to visit his mistress; I’ve never heard of a Governor lying to his staff about his whereabouts and then disappearing for a week; and I don’t think I’ve ever heard a mature and tactful politician gushing to the press like a school boy about how his mistress is his soul mate. Keep that shit to yourself Sanford, we don’t want to hear it. And I’m sure its very hurtful to his wife. This dude sounds like a fruitcake!

On the other hand cawacko, you're totally right that a lot of dudes can’t keep it in their pants. Good God, I haven’t kept up but didn’t that knucklehead Edwards have a baby with his mistress!:eek:
 
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