Rasmussen: Gingrich soars ahead of Mittens by 21%

Because he has seen the light and has been "reborn", in other words Callista probably has him on a short lease, Mrs. Cain should buy one of those for Herman for Christmas!

I bet she literally has him on a leash. Have you ever looked into that woman's eyes? I bet you either keep it in your pocket or you don't get to keep it at all. That is one scary looking lady. I wouldn't f with her, that's for sure. She's got those crazy eyes. I have learned the hard way; people who got crazy eyes got em for a reason.
 
I know you are just being your normally obtuse self.... but if you don't know the difference between extramarital affairs and sexual harrassment/assault... then perhaps you should read up on what each entails. Try starting with the term consensual.

But...the two together=one big creep and this woman and her "proof" give credibility to the other women, even though the media tried to discredit them.
 
I don't really understand what good a bike cable would do? I am not looking for hand-to-hand combat myself, but maybe that is what Mott means.

But SF a rottweiler is not toto! HAven't you ever heard of pitt bulls and stuff killing people? It happens. It's definitely something that I think would be in the back of most minds if you spend a lot of time outside? You've never heard of anything like that in your bike club or anything?

I damn near had my knee ripped off by a pitbull. that said, hitting a dog with a bike cable is just friggin weak. I am not in a bike club, I ride hundreds of miles a year and I have never had a problem with dogs. Mott probably just draws them to him... dogs like to chase pussy...cats.
 
I damn near had my knee ripped off by a pitbull. that said, hitting a dog with a bike cable is just friggin weak. I am not in a bike club, I ride hundreds of miles a year and I have never had a problem with dogs. Mott probably just draws them to him... dogs like to chase pussy...cats.

Why did I think you were in a bike club? Well, anyway, if you had that happen, that's pretty amazing you got away. But you're a big guy, so you have to consider others who might not have the strength to get a pit bull off of them once they clamp on. You are really lucky though, seriously, that must have been terrifying.

I am not going to comment on the other stuff! LOL You and mott make me laugh.
 
I worry about four-legged dogs too! That is a really weird story, and I never thought of that happening. OMG SF is going to go after you mercilessly when he reads this.
When doesn't he?

I found out the best way to deal with a dog chasing you when you're riding is to slow down (so they don't knock you down at speed....road rash is probably worse then a dog bite). Then pull out your water bottle and spray the dog. That usually does the trick. Also, it's pretty hard for a dog to bite you when he's running....they're to busy trying to breath. Your biggest danger is getting knocked down.

The scary thing is that's not even the weirdest dog story I have. I had a far stranger one. I call this one "Doggone Steering Problem".

It started one day when I was training for a duathlon. I was in time trial mode and I was approaching a t-intersection where a guy in a red pick up truck was sitting. Now I have a safety habit that I've used over the years that when I approach a intersection or cross road with someone siting at it, I wave to them. If they wave back, I know they've seen me and won't pull out in front of me. So I waved at this guy and he flipped me the bird and pulled out in front of me. I had to go into the ditch to avoid getting fan over and ended up doing an endo over the handlebars and got a bad case of road rash.

A few days later, after I had recovered from the fall I went out riding again. I went out riding on some back country roads. You know the kind with the chip and seal pavement? Well the road I was one had a fresh coat of tar and was jet black. Which could explain why I didn't see that pot hole. I learned another hard lesson. If you ever wipe out on your bike, before you ride it again give it a good inspection to make sure everying it still tightened down. Well when I hit the pot hole the aerobars I was resting on came lose. I came within a hair of doing another endo. I somehow managed not to fall. Stopped, fixed the bars and kept on riding. Soon I entered the small town of Commercial Point (Home town of Sarah Fisher the race care driver). As I was passing a soft serve ice cream stand I heard this guy shout. "Dont run into any pick up trucks!" Damned if it wasn't the guy who ran me off the road a few days before. So I got off the bike and went over and started giving the guy a piece of my mind. He in turn took a swing at me. I duked the punch and triped him up and then stomped on his chest when he fell down. That took the wind out of him and I finished giving him a piece of my mind. I then got on my bike and got the hell out of town before he could get back in his truck and run me over.

So off I go out of town and I turn off on another back road to lose and pursuit. Well a few miles down the road I see this petite lady walking 3 Aerdailes by the side of the road. I slowed down and as I got near I noticed that the dogs were pulling at their leashes to go after me. So I asked her "Do you have a hold of them?" She said "Yes" and no sooner said that and the dogs broke lose from her. Needless to say I started sprinting for my life with these three dogs hot on my wheel.

Soon I hit this steep hill and I started stomping up it. Now in cycling when you stomp up a big hill you tend to hold on to your handle bars tight and look down at your wheel, occasionally looking up the road. Well I stomp a way up the hill and look behind me and the dogs are still there. I stompe a little further up the hill and look back and I'm starting to drop the dogs...I stomp some more and look back and the dogs are gone....I then look up the road and about 10 yards in front of me is a full grown steer out in the middle of the road!

Screeeeeech! I come to a quick stop. I get off the bike, chase the steer back into his pasture. I propped up the fence he had knocked down and then went to the farm house and told the farmer that his steer had gotten lose. I helped the farmer fix the fence and then asked him if he could give me a ride home.....I didn't feel like riding any more that day.....I figured God was trying to tell me something.
 
It's actually the 4th example of how much conservatives don't want to vote for the eventual nominee, Mitt Romney. I expect Newt to go the way of Bachmann, Perry & Cain in pretty short order, when voters remember all of his baggage.

Onceler, this is what I think, the younger voters don't remember why he went in shame! The older voters need to be reminded. He keeps talking the way he has been and he will sink his own ship. His child labor ideas are ridiculous, maybe he wants to bring back the poor farm, too! The company store, all the good things in our history!
 
LMAO... yeah, sure ditzie. You just said it because you wanted to ruffle my feathers because you think I am a 'devout' Catholic pretending to be an agnostic. A devout Catholic who hasn't been inside a church (other than weddings and funerals) in over 25 years. Just because I can correct your complete ignorance with regards to what the Catholic church is or isn't, doesn't make me a Catholic you fucking dolt. You stated a complete absurdity, you continued to defend your absurdity until you finally realized what a complete and total moron you were and then and ONLY THEN did you start pretending you were just joking/being sarcastic.

The only lying piece of shit here ditzie is YOU.

I was a Catholic, too, but an no longer, it happens to a lot of people when they grow up and leave their indoctrinating influence.
 
I don't really understand what good a bike cable would do? I am not looking for hand-to-hand combat myself, but maybe that is what Mott means.

But SF a rottweiler is not toto! HAven't you ever heard of pitt bulls and stuff killing people? It happens. It's definitely something that I think would be in the back of most minds if you spend a lot of time outside? You've never heard of anything like that in your bike club or anything?
Yes....that's what I was refering too. I lived in a very bad neighborhood when I was in college. You uncoil that steel cable with a steel lock at the end of it and start swinging it around and a person will think real hard about attacking you. Or you can hold the coil in your hand with the lock facing outward and thow and over hand right to the head. It will do some serious damage. I did that once to a clown who attacked me. He went down for the count.
 
When doesn't he?

I found out the best way to deal with a dog chasing you when you're riding is to slow down (so they don't knock you down at speed....road rash is probably worse then a dog bite). Then pull out your water bottle and spray the dog. That usually does the trick. Also, it's pretty hard for a dog to bite you when he's running....they're to busy trying to breath. Your biggest danger is getting knocked down.

The scary thing is that's not even the weirdest dog story I have. I had a far stranger one. I call this one "Doggone Steering Problem".

It started one day when I was training for a duathlon. I was in time trial mode and I was approaching a t-intersection where a guy in a red pick up truck was sitting. Now I have a safety habit that I've used over the years that when I approach a intersection or cross road with someone siting at it, I wave to them. If they wave back, I know they've seen me and won't pull out in front of me. So I waved at this guy and he flipped me the bird and pulled out in front of me. I had to go into the ditch to avoid getting fan over and ended up doing an endo over the handlebars and got a bad case of road rash.

A few days later, after I had recovered from the fall I went out riding again. I went out riding on some back country roads. You know the kind with the chip and seal pavement? Well the road I was one had a fresh coat of tar and was jet black. Which could explain why I didn't see that pot hole. I learned another hard lesson. If you ever wipe out on your bike, before you ride it again give it a good inspection to make sure everying it still tightened down. Well when I hit the pot hole the aerobars I was resting on came lose. I came within a hair of doing another endo. I somehow managed not to fall. Stopped, fixed the bars and kept on riding. Soon I entered the small town of Commercial Point (Home town of Sarah Fisher the race care driver). As I was passing a soft serve ice cream stand I heard this guy shout. "Dont run into any pick up trucks!" Damned if it wasn't the guy who ran me off the road a few days before. So I got off the bike and went over and started giving the guy a piece of my mind. He in turn took a swing at me. I duked the punch and triped him up and then stomped on his chest when he fell down. That took the wind out of him and I finished giving him a piece of my mind. I then got on my bike and got the hell out of town before he could get back in his truck and run me over.

So off I go out of town and I turn off on another back road to lose and pursuit. Well a few miles down the road I see this petite lady walking 3 Aerdailes by the side of the road. I slowed down and as I got near I noticed that the dogs were pulling at their leashes to go after me. So I asked her "Do you have a hold of them?" She said "Yes" and no sooner said that and the dogs broke lose from her. Needless to say I started sprinting for my life with these three dogs hot on my wheel.

Soon I hit this steep hill and I started stomping up it. Now in cycling when you stomp up a big hill you tend to hold on to your handle bars tight and look down at your wheel, occasionally looking up the road. Well I stomp a way up the hill and look behind me and the dogs are still there. I stompe a little further up the hill and look back and I'm starting to drop the dogs...I stomp some more and look back and the dogs are gone....I then look up the road and about 10 yards in front of me is a full grown steer out in the middle of the road!

Screeeeeech! I come to a quick stop. I get off the bike, chase the steer back into his pasture. I propped up the fence he had knocked down and then went to the farm house and told the farmer that his steer had gotten lose. I helped the farmer fix the fence and then asked him if he could give me a ride home.....I didn't feel like riding any more that day.....I figured God was trying to tell me something.

Holy Shit Mott you should film this stuff! And you are still riding? If so, God bless you, I would have definitely given it up!
 
I want it to be Newty! I so want it to be Newty! but I will miss all the other brilliant candidates, like Bachmann! How did a woman so stupid ever get on an intelligence committee?

It's simply amazing at how stupid the repubs are according to all the smart libs. You guys have done a hell of a job fucking things up for years and you keep telling us how dumb we all are. Fabulous. Newt wil carve up Obama like Dexter on a murderer.
 
Of course I would never hurt anyone except in self-defense. I do carry pepper spray, i have it on my key chain. It's for self defense just in case, mostly when I go bike riding in the state parks on some very very long trails that get lonely during certain parts. I made a joke about pepper spraying alias and he is still fuming over it! Sometimes I forget how over sensitive and emotional and high-strung conservative men are. My bad!

Anyone gets that close to me, they get the car keys, right in the eye! Forget pepper spray, I am taking them out! Yes, liberal women, when pushed too far are brutal!
 
Why did I think you were in a bike club? Well, anyway, if you had that happen, that's pretty amazing you got away. But you're a big guy, so you have to consider others who might not have the strength to get a pit bull off of them once they clamp on. You are really lucky though, seriously, that must have been terrifying.

I am not going to comment on the other stuff! LOL You and mott make me laugh.

The dog got lose, attacked a bunch of us. I was in 7th grade at the time, got to the owners door, owner comes out, dog comes charging at the two of us. Owner puts me between her and the dog and says 'just stay still and he won't attack (yet she was conveniently behind me). Dog clamped onto my knee. All it had to do was twist its head and my knee was gone. But it waited on her for a command... fucking bitch could have thought up the command before it bit in. Anyway.... the dog, having bitten 4 kids, was put down. Owner should have been as well.

Having grown up my entire life with dogs and having been around bull mastiffs as a kid, the size of a pit bull didn't bother me. It was more of a 'f'in dog just bit me' and then a 'well fuck, there is nothing I can do moment'. I was so pissed at the owner I didn't have time to be afraid of the dog... which is a good thing in hindsight.

It's ok to laugh at Mott, everyone else does it. He seems to have a strange and warped desire to re-write Carter into a 'he didn't suck' President. Carter was one of the worst this country has ever seen. Not bottom five, but down in the bottom 20% for certain. He spouts crap off on Carter and then runs away when people call him on his bullshit. Very similar to what he does when he defends global warming nuts. He pretends he understands what the scientific method entails and then runs away every time you point out that his global warming fear mongering masters don't seem to follow that which Mott supposedly believes in.
 
I don't really understand what good a bike cable would do? I am not looking for hand-to-hand combat myself, but maybe that is what Mott means.

But SF a rottweiler is not toto! HAven't you ever heard of pitt bulls and stuff killing people? It happens. It's definitely something that I think would be in the back of most minds if you spend a lot of time outside? You've never heard of anything like that in your bike club or anything?

I wouldn't mess with an unknown Rott!
 
The uber wealthy don't tend to to go to Vail.... they go to Beaver Creek, Aspen or Telluride. Just sayin...

I am behind the times, it use to be Vail. Never been to Beaver Creek, but I have been to the other two locations! Telluride has the great folk festival!
 
The dog got lose, attacked a bunch of us. I was in 7th grade at the time, got to the owners door, owner comes out, dog comes charging at the two of us. Owner puts me between her and the dog and says 'just stay still and he won't attack (yet she was conveniently behind me). Dog clamped onto my knee. All it had to do was twist its head and my knee was gone. But it waited on her for a command... fucking bitch could have thought up the command before it bit in. Anyway.... the dog, having bitten 4 kids, was put down. Owner should have been as well.

Having grown up my entire life with dogs and having been around bull mastiffs as a kid, the size of a pit bull didn't bother me. It was more of a 'f'in dog just bit me' and then a 'well fuck, there is nothing I can do moment'. I was so pissed at the owner I didn't have time to be afraid of the dog... which is a good thing in hindsight.

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Oh that is a terrible story. I always feel bad when the dog is put to sleep because it's usually the owner's fault.
 
I worry about four-legged dogs too! That is a really weird story, and I never thought of that happening. OMG SF is going to go after you mercilessly when he reads this.

Ahahahaha, which is your greater fear, the two legged ones or the four legged? ahahahahahaha!
 
Will you vote for the flip flopping Mormon or the flip flopping born again Newty, is how I believe it was worded.

If the choice is between those two... Mitt... hands down. Though I would take either over Obama. Obama has proven he isn't a leader. Proven he has no clue what he is doing. Mitt has been successful in business. For all his faults, Gingrich helped pound out the deal with Clinton to get the budget process back towards fiscal responsibility.
 
I damn near had my knee ripped off by a pitbull. that said, hitting a dog with a bike cable is just friggin weak. I am not in a bike club, I ride hundreds of miles a year and I have never had a problem with dogs. Mott probably just draws them to him... dogs like to chase pussy...cats.

The last time I had a dog chase me while I was riding a bike, I stopped, got off and picked my bike up over my head to throw it at the dog, all while bellowing at the top of my lungsa for the dog to "come get some" and that seemed to do the trick, it turned tail and ran.
 
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