Puttting a Ban on Hunting

[RockX]

Glad I could help.

Now if you ever decide to go Democrat hunting, I'd be more than happy to help there too.

I stopped hunting them because the meat simply wasn't fit to eat anymore. Too soft, too sweet and always too much left...on the platter.

Dems are easy to hunt. They travel in small herds and make quite a bit of noise. I have even known hunters who bagged the limit by walking thru the woods chanting "I am oppressed". They just seemed to come to them.

I recommend a large caliber firearm. Dems are not easy to kill, but they can take an excessively long time to die. They just never seem to give up.

But if you take one, you can continue to bag subsequent kills at the same spot. They return over & over to the same spot to lament the loss.




(0k, have I made everyone laugh and everyone mad?)

LOL

I have found that to kill a dem you need to use the same technique as when you hunt for baby seals, keep hitting them over the head with a club until they stop moving.

 

[Socrtease]

LOL

I have found that to kill a dem you need to use the same technique as when you hunt for baby seals, keep hitting them over the head with a club until they stop moving.

This technique willnot, however, work on the average Republican as there is little to nothing in the head area which you could damage enough to kill them.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'd ban hunting just to piss gun nuts off.

 

[PorterM]

No, you are not allowed to hunt over bait or baited fields.

Would you not be better off baiting fields and woodlands with viles of Crack and bags of Pot. Place a limit of say... 5 per hunter. A lot of humanity's problems are solved in quick order.