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cawacko

cawacko

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You walked through an inner-city this evening looking for a cab while being offered drugs, hookers and death pretty much all at the same time. Feel free to post ITT if you were offered all this while walking down the middle of the street in the most crime ridden part of your City while looking for a cab and were lucky to find one which probably saved your life and took you home.
 
cawacko said:
You walked through an inner-city this evening looking for a cab while being offered drugs, hookers and death pretty much all at the same time. Feel free to post ITT if you were offered all this while walking down the middle of the street in the most crime ridden part of your City while looking for a cab and were lucky to find one which probably saved your life and took you home.
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My first question, why are you in a bad part of town at night in the first place?
 
Ouch. My head really hurts. I don't remember posting this but I guess I did it so I would remember in the morning why I would be in such pain. If you've been to S.F. Union Square is right next to the Tenderloin area. Union Square is the very high end retail/tourist area that is very ritzy and nice but it is literally right next to the Tenderloin which is the poorest most dangerous part of town. It has forever been a problem in this City when tourist staying in the Union Square area walk a block in the wrong direction get robbed in the Tenderloin.

My buddy was staying in Union Square and I just started walking looking for a cab. I wasn't really paying attention to where I was until all the previous stuff started happening and I realized I was in the Tenderloin. Please pardon me while my hungover *ss goes and lays back down.

Never...drinking...again...
 
cawacko said:
Ouch. My head really hurts. I don't remember posting this but I guess I did it so I would remember in the morning why I would be in such pain. If you've been to S.F. Union Square is right next to the Tenderloin area. Union Square is the very high end retail/tourist area that is very ritzy and nice but it is literally right next to the Tenderloin which is the poorest most dangerous part of town. It has forever been a problem in this City when tourist staying in the Union Square area walk a block in the wrong direction get robbed in the Tenderloin.

My buddy was staying in Union Square and I just started walking looking for a cab. I wasn't really paying attention to where I was until all the previous stuff started happening and I realized I was in the Tenderloin. Please pardon me while my hungover *ss goes and lays back down.

Never...drinking...again...
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Yeah, I was going to mention that you left out the part about you being completely shitfaced.


When I was in SF a few years ago for a buddy's wedding, I was lost after closing time and had no idea how to get back to my hotel (coincidentally in Union Square) and was wandering the streets looking for a cab. I didn't fear for my life, but I was groped by a frisky Asian fellow that I asked for directions.
 
Another epic Cawacko drunken post. I was getting worried that we would never see one ever again, and then St. Patrick's Day came along. :clink:
 
cawacko said:
Ouch. My head really hurts. I don't remember posting this but I guess I did it so I would remember in the morning why I would be in such pain. If you've been to S.F. Union Square is right next to the Tenderloin area. Union Square is the very high end retail/tourist area that is very ritzy and nice but it is literally right next to the Tenderloin which is the poorest most dangerous part of town. It has forever been a problem in this City when tourist staying in the Union Square area walk a block in the wrong direction get robbed in the Tenderloin.

My buddy was staying in Union Square and I just started walking looking for a cab. I wasn't really paying attention to where I was until all the previous stuff started happening and I realized I was in the Tenderloin. Please pardon me while my hungover *ss goes and lays back down.

Never...drinking...again...
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Cawacko, for god sakes' give up the booze and buy some of those drugs they were offering you. I did a bunch of drugs this weekend and still managed to do a 13 mile bike bath 3 times over the past two days. And I have no headache. I'm feeling great!

That freaking jack daniels is gonna kill you. Get yourself some drugs.
 
Darla said:
Cawacko, for god sakes' give up the booze and buy some of those drugs they were offering you. I did a bunch of drugs this weekend and still managed to do a 13 mile bike bath 3 times over the past two days. And I have no headache. I'm feeling great!

That freaking jack daniels is gonna kill you. Get yourself some drugs.
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Or you can do both, like myself and lay around all weekend too out of it to do anything ;)
 
Rana said:
Or you can do both, like myself and lay around all weekend too out of it to do anything ;)
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Of course you did Foggy! That's how you got your nickname! I on the other hand, do have to get out and whore, so I have to be mobile! I guess we are doing different kinds of drug! ;)
 
I thanked Darla's post because it was funny. I object profusely to anyone who disses the alcohol (and I don't even really drink booze all that much - I'm still a beer guy).
 
General Buck Turgidson said:
Yeah, I was going to mention that you left out the part about you being completely shitfaced.


When I was in SF a few years ago for a buddy's wedding, I was lost after closing time and had no idea how to get back to my hotel (coincidentally in Union Square) and was wandering the streets looking for a cab. I didn't fear for my life, but I was groped by a frisky Asian fellow that I asked for directions.
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Ha! That is pretty funny. You find some definite characters around that Union Square/Tenderloin area. You never what you may come across.

Please excuse me as I return to assume the fetal position.
 
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cawacko said:
Ha! That is pretty funny. You find some definite characters around that Union Square/Tenderloin area. You never what you may come across.

Please excuse me as I return to assume the fetal position.
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Hair of the dog at this point.
 
Darla said:
I would suggest a few lines of coke. Honestly that would perk him right the hell up. But the idiot got scared when someone tried to sell it to him last night and ran away crying for his mama, so, he is out of luck I guess!
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Yep, good thing he was wearing his penny loafers, too. No gangster wants those.
 
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