cawacko
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Hahaha. Life's wondrous tapestry. You were obviously ill advised by your office before you left. You should ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS have the address of your destination written in Chinese before setting off. I hope you packed some biscuits and maybe a can of baked beans for a life saving feast when you get back to your hotel.
All stations smell, sunshine. And all people that aren't you smell too. Get used to it. To the Chinese you stink!
So just smile sweetly and say xie xie (see-ay see-ay) and mei wen ti. Mei wen ti is possibly the most important thing to learn. It means 'no problem' and can show you to be intelligent and careful of your hosts feelings.
Tonight you will be taken out to dinner. You will eat everything and NOT ask what it is. If you do not like something, dont have any more. Try something else. If there are dumplings on the table, grab 'em, they are usually gorgeous.
They just took me to lunch. Started with duck liver. I quit asking after that. I think I have down my smiling on the outside while wanting to puke on the inside face while eating.