the first student commencement speaker at Wellesley College
Oooh...isn't Wellesley an all-girls liberal school renowned for leftist politics? And she faced
that audience? Ohhhh, what
courage! Golly!
earned a J.D. from Yale Law School in 1973
Oh, my! Was she like the firstest and onliest gal to ever do that? I bet that Bush fellow didn't have an Ivy League postgraduate degree! That'll show those darn M E N!
co-founded the Arkansas Advocates for Children and Families
What are the achievements of Gandhi and Einstein next to this? A new day dawned that day!
the first female chair of the Legal Services Corporation
And she didn't even have a politically-powerful M A N for a husband, I'll bet!
What a gal!
the first female partner at Rose Law Firm
And she did it ALL BY HERSELF, not because she was married to a politically-powerful M A N!
The National Law Journal listed her in 1988 and 1991 as one of the hundred most influential lawyers in America.
Wowzers! That was like, just a few short decades ago!
led a task force that reformed Arkansas's education system
And today,
thanks to her, Arkansas is known the world over as the bestest educated place on Earth!
played a leading role in advocating the creation of the State Children's Health Insurance Program, the Adoption and Safe Families Act, and the Foster Care Independence Act
A LEADING ROLE...why, I just think that's awesome. Are there
lots and lots of monuments to her all over the country? I bet there are!
first female Senator from New York
And she only lived there for a few months before the party machine engineered her election! And her husband didn't help her
at all!
in the 2008 Democratic presidential primaries, she won far more primaries and delegates than any other female candidate in American history
Yes, those doggone conservative women never won any! Clearly winning more primaries and delegates than the other gals before losing to a M A N is the hallmark of a great leader!
appointed Secretary of State.
By the M A N that beat her in the primary, as a sop...but never mind. It's not like those dirty ol'
Republicans ever had a gal Secretary,
so there!
visited more countries than any other Secretary of State
Wowie zowie! Did she get on that big 'ol plane
all by herself? What daring! What dizzying heights of genius that must have taken!
encouraged empowerment of women everywhere, and used social media to communicate the U.S. message abroad
I understand the Libyans thought her act was just a RIOT!