𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗳'𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱....

[Nomad]

This is apparently 100% true...

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026.

www.fox5dc.com

1) How was a quadruple amputee able to drive a car??

2) How was a quadruple amputee able to shoot a gun with no hands or fingers???

3) How was he able to shoot a gun with no hands or fingers while driving a car????

 

[zymurgy]

I have some reasonable doubts

“Professional cornhole player” already sounded fake, and then the rest of the headline happened.

 

[Nomad]

I have some reasonable doubts

“Professional cornhole player” already sounded fake, and then the rest of the headline happened.

Well, you can Google it.

It's being reported by multiple sources.

Or didn't you notice the screenshots including the one from your heroes at Fox News?

And the link to the site.

Didn't notice those, eh...?

 

[zymurgy]

Well, you can Google it.

It's being reported by multiple sources.

Or didn't you notice the screenshots including the one from your heroes at Fox News?

And the link to the site.

Didn't notice those, eh...?

wow. you are such a a loser you lost track of the joke

reasonable doubt about his guilt, not the story. and the joke about corn hole being a sport you can go pro at.

^angry little man can't see straight though. derp derp derpity derp

 

[AProudLefty]

So many questions.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

wow. you are such a a loser you lost track of the joke

reasonable doubt about his guilt, not the story. and the joke about corn hole being a sport you can go pro at.

^angry little man can't see straight though. derp derp derpity derp

Derp derp

If you have to explain a joke, then it's a shitty joke.

 

[Nomad]

wow. you are such a a loser you lost track of the joke

Joke?

What joke?

The only joke here is you, loser.

reasonable doubt about his guilt, not the story. and the joke about corn hole being a sport you can go pro at.

Don't blame me because you suck at setting up a supposed "joke".

You said that his profession sounded fake, so why wouldn't I think it was the story you doubted the authenticity of, idiot?

^angry little man can't see straight though. derp derp derpity derp

And because I don't want sell you short, you just plain suck in general.

 

[zymurgy]

I wasn’t just explaining the joke — I was explaining it to morons. Big difference.

Yeah, jokes usually do suffer when the dumbest guy in the room sprints in and misunderstands them.

I made a joke. You made a scene. We all have our talents

 

[Nomad]

Derp derp

If you have to explain a joke, then it's a shitty joke.

He wasn't making a joke.

He was just trying to squirm out of having made an idiot of himself.

A train that long ago left the station, I might add.

 

[Nomad]

I wasn’t just explaining the joke — I was explaining it to morons. Big difference.

Morons shouldn't call other people morons.

Especially people who are smarter than they are.

Moron.

 

[zymurgy]

Morons shouldn't call other people morons.

Especially people who are smarter than they are.

Moron.

derp derp

you sound like a professional corn hole player now

You weren’t confused by the joke. You were confused by the reading the joke required

 

[Dutch Uncle]

He wasn't making a joke.

He was just trying to squirm out of having made an idiot of himself.

A train that long ago left the station, I might add.

He's been doing that more often over the past couple months. Weird.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

derp derp

you sound like a professional corn hole player now

Derpity derpity dole
He's an expert on cornhole

 

[Nomad]

He's been doing that more often over the past couple months. Weird.

Sounds like too much.....

 

[Nomad]

derp derp

you sound like a professional corn hole player now

You weren’t confused by the joke. You were confused by the reading the joke required

You sound like a professional corn hole giver.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Sounds like too much.....

It's a common problem among JPP MAGAts.