Past porn!

Dude, I hit on women all the time. In front of my wife, no matter. It's called "flirting". You should lighten up and try it sometime.
Remember this?
[h=1]http://www.popcrunch.com/barack-obama-staring-at-butt-of-16-year-old-brazilian-delegate-mayora-taveras-photo/[/h]
 
No, and your link does not work.

Copy and paste:
barack-obama-looking-at-womans-butt.jpg
 
I did once walk up behind a woman at a party that I thought was my wife, I smacked her on the ass in a playful way.....

It was an old friend, not my wife. We all had a laugh, but I felt bad.

Only once? I was at a gathering, with my wife, and a gal friend of ours was flirting with me so I spanked her on the ass with the amount of force that her generous figure required. ;)
 
Remember this?
[h=1]http://www.popcrunch.com/barack-obama-staring-at-butt-of-16-year-old-brazilian-delegate-mayora-taveras-photo/[/h]

Was his wife around? Did he know she was 16? Is that photo even real?
 
The girl I had smacked on the ass was a former "girlfriend" of mine. It could have been particularly bad if her husband had not known it was an accident because he knows of our prior relations.
 
What do you call the photo of the First Lady to be on the opening post? The one where she is naked in a sexual embrace with another women?

Apparently we have a much different opinion as to what a sexual embrace is. In all fairness you are talking with a real long legged sailor here who travels the world. Been in quite a few, ah, less than savory places over the years. If you want to PM me I will tell you and interesting story about woman and ping pong balls.
 
Apparently we have a much different opinion as to what a sexual embrace is. In all fairness you are talking with a real long legged sailor here who travels the world. Been in quite a few, ah, less than savory places over the years. If you want to PM me I will tell you and interesting story about woman and ping pong balls.

So how would you define porn?
 
And you mistook her ass for your wife's? I'm calling bullshit on this story. LOL

I just thought my wife was standing their, I didn't even really look. I don't care if you believe it or not.

Luckily the dude was cool. I have three friends whose wives I had previously been with.
 
One of the dudes got drunk and started an argument with me about it, hes a sheriff deputy.
 
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