Panic spreads worldwide as end nears...

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...lypse-panic-spreads-as-December-21-nears.html

Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year "Long Count" Mayan calendar, panic buying of candles and essentials has been reported in China and Russia, along with an explosion in sales of survival shelters in America. In France believers were preparing to converge on a mountain where they believe aliens will rescue them.

The precise manner of Armageddon remains vague, ranging from a catastrophic celestial collision between Earth and the mythical planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, a disastrous crash with a comet, or the annihilation of civilisation by a giant solar storm.

In America Ron Hubbard, a manufacturer of hi-tech underground survival shelters, has seen his business explode.


 
Somebody needs to tell them that I'm working on it. They need to know who to thank. Just $1 for each person on the planet... Maybe $2... That would show you knew what kind of sacrifice I made to save you from angry ancient Mayans' predictions. Just remember if you wake up on the 22nd... You've got me to thank for taking this on regardless of the massive personal danger.
 
Well, if they want to go before I save the planet they can send me my $1 early. I'm good with that.
 
I have been told not to interfere with the fate of the humans.
Had they concentrated on things that mattered in the long run instead of focusing so much effort on killing each other seemingly endlessly, they would have been able to handle this on their own.
 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...lypse-panic-spreads-as-December-21-nears.html

Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year "Long Count" Mayan calendar, panic buying of candles and essentials has been reported in China and Russia, along with an explosion in sales of survival shelters in America. In France believers were preparing to converge on a mountain where they believe aliens will rescue them.
The precise manner of Armageddon remains vague, ranging from a catastrophic celestial collision between Earth and the mythical planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, a disastrous crash with a comet, or the annihilation of civilisation by a giant solar storm.

In America Ron Hubbard, a manufacturer of hi-tech underground survival shelters, has seen his business explode.





Its going to be a good harvest for the aliens this year.

The hook has been baited and the mountaintops are full of very stupid people.

Aliens say the stupid ones taste best.
 
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