I had friends in college who thought I might be gay. I say and do a lot of "gay" things, I think JPP is a fabulous website, and knowing me from accross the web deadens the bizarre vibe I send off (I can weaken the level of seriousness in a room just by walking in, and having people say something stupid in acknowledgement of my presence). Basically, I am not the manly man I wish I could be, despite being in the military service, really into sports, etc. I am an archaic nerd, meaning that instead of being a sci-fi/anime/roleplay type who's hip to technology (I suck at understanding technology, and my cell phone is an old Razr), I am just a wordsplitting, pun-cracking, ackward inducing, sentimental fool. My saving grace is that people find me reliable and amiable. Also, I'm not clumsy, which is usually associated with the caricature I just described.
