OT: Being 40 sucks

Lets be honest here. Turning 40 is great. You're hitting on all cylinders, at the top of your productive abilities and your king of the universe. The truth is that it just sucks to be Wacko!
 
Actually he's not. It's quite true. My friends and family have pretty much been that way since they found out my wife is a Jimmy Johnson fan. There's some things even my friends and family won't abide.

Your wife is a Jimmy Johnson fan???

My God man, what's wrong with you?

:0)
 
Your wife is a Jimmy Johnson fan???

My God man, what's wrong with you?

:0)
Yea....it's kinda bizarre actually. She's going to be taking her citizenship exam soon and then she can vote. Based upon these observations :
#1. She thinks taxes are the greatest sin man has ever visited upon a fellow man.
#2. Her favorite spectator sport is NASCAR
#3. Her favorite beer is Bud Light
#4. Her favorite singer is Carry Underwood (used to be Shania Twain.).

I told her she might want to consider registering as a Republican.

It's funny, she doesn't like to talk about politics but if you get on the subject of taxes she gets riled up. She don't like paying them.
 
I think this is Cawacko's most popular thread ever! He always complains that no one answers him. I always told him, Cawacko you want my advice? Ixnay on the Politics because you don't know your ass from your elbow, stick with pop culture. Lighten it up!

See? It works!
 
I think this is Cawacko's most popular thread ever! He always complains that no one answers him. I always told him, Cawacko you want my advice? Ixnay on the Politics because you don't know your ass from your elbow, stick with pop culture. Lighten it up!

See? It works!

:0) You are mean.
 
I think this is Cawacko's most popular thread ever! He always complains that no one answers him. I always told him, Cawacko you want my advice? Ixnay on the Politics because you don't know your ass from your elbow, stick with pop culture. Lighten it up!

See? It works!

HA! I know you enjoyed my political insights when I was in my 30's. You are going to love my sage thoughts now that I'm 40. It only gets better Darla.
 
Yea....it's kinda bizarre actually. She's going to be taking her citizenship exam soon and then she can vote. Based upon these observations :
#1. She thinks taxes are the greatest sin man has ever visited upon a fellow man.
#2. Her favorite spectator sport is NASCAR
#3. Her favorite beer is Bud Light
#4. Her favorite singer is Carry Underwood (used to be Shania Twain.).

I told her she might want to consider registering as a Republican.

It's funny, she doesn't like to talk about politics but if you get on the subject of taxes she gets riled up. She don't like paying them.

Filipinos are very much like Thais, the concept of political correctness is fairly alien to many. The number of times I have invited Thais to a fabulous Indian restaurant in Bangkok called Himali Cha Cha and heard them say that they don't want to go as Indians are dirty and smelly. The few that have gone have been suitably impressed as they finish it all but then the age old concept of face comes into play.
 
HA! I know you enjoyed my political insights when I was in my 30's. You are going to love my sage thoughts now that I'm 40. It only gets better Darla.

Listen, keep those to yourself and instead open a JPP fitness class demonstrating to men here how to stay in great shape once you hit 40. You've got plenty to show on that subject, but otherwise, eh.

Help SF get his 6pack back! That will keep both of you busy. Then you can both post pics. Honestly it is all either of you are good for, no offense, I mean it in the most complimentary way.

:)
 
Filipinos are very much like Thais, the concept of political correctness is fairly alien to many. The number of times I have invited Thais to a fabulous Indian restaurant in Bangkok called Himali Cha Cha and heard them say that they don't want to go as Indians are dirty and smelly. The few that have gone have been suitably impressed as they finish it all but then the age old concept of face comes into play.
Until they have it turned around on them. My wife has experienced some geniune down home good ole country made in the USA racism. She didn't like it very much.
 
RE: OT: Being 40 sucks...

Being 40, like being 50, 60, 70 or even 80, is more a state of mind than anything else.

The last time it mattered for you, was when you turned 30. It signified you were an "official" adult. From there, no need to look at the decades as monumental, really... at 50, you begin to think about death more, I suppose, or the finality of life. But most of your perceptions are in your head, if you don't convince yourself that 40 is "too old" you can enjoy an amazing number of things. I've often said; 40 is the new 21! ;)
 
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