Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
And look at those hot USC Trojans!! Winning is sexy! 
Damn, there's some boner-making art right there! Cawacko must be proud of his alma mater!
But, dammit if the Ducks don't deserve to be in the BSC Championship! I mean, look at how they got penetrated by USC. The only reason why the Ducks uniforms and cheersquad aren't all covered in white stains is because the USC crowd practices safe sex and ravaged them with Trojan condoms!!
Legion backs yet another winner...



Damn, there's some boner-making art right there! Cawacko must be proud of his alma mater!

But, dammit if the Ducks don't deserve to be in the BSC Championship! I mean, look at how they got penetrated by USC. The only reason why the Ducks uniforms and cheersquad aren't all covered in white stains is because the USC crowd practices safe sex and ravaged them with Trojan condoms!!
Legion backs yet another winner...
