Books are banned, [when. which ones?] they tried to ban certain kinds of music [when?] and video games [when?], movies [when?], tv programs [when?] etc. They go batshit crazy over wardrobe mishaps [intentional indecent exposure passed off as a 'wardrobe malfunction' during a Super Bowl halftime show] and claim they are being attacked because they can't lead [voluntary] prayers and pass out bibles [when, where?] in schools across America. So now they have a stealth mission to evangelize schools across America [where?]...everywhere...[nope, not here.] and it will be guided by adults and carried out by children. Liars for Jesus is alive and well. [Looks like Liars Against Jesus is vibrant as well!]
It's the culture war and it's been waged by the right wing nutters for going on 40 years...[other way around] your the one using strawmen [no, you are] and pretending this isn't happening. [it's not happening.] Those on the left aren't forcing anyone to believe anything...[yes, you want to] we teach children to think for themselves [no you don't, you forbid them being taught things you disagree with] and that is what you and yours find so threatening [you find God threatening] because your version of fundamentalist blather requires closed minds. [because Atheism requires a closed mind] That's why you can homeschool your little clones but I won't fund your insane teachings. [then we don't need to fund your Atheist public-schooled heathens] The church has plenty of money. Stay out of our health classes, science classes and history classes. Stay the hell out of our public libraries as well. [They don't belong to you, sorry.]
Your rights end where my body starts. [No, rights don't end, the Constitution guarantees them] Get real, you want a government that is big enough to police women. [And you want Atheist government]