Ok you got us.....asshat was right

LadyT

LadyT

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We have in fact been working closely with the Jews and Mexicans. And yes........the white man will be enslaved by the end of the summer courtesy of Obama. He's awesome ain't he? I mean the way we've (via the ACLU) have been slowly erroding the white man's rights, giving all his jobs to latinos, turning the USA into Mexico, turning white people gay by making them watch Ellen, and taking their guns has been a work of art. But the charade is up. Assmunch has figured out the master plan.

Now, I know that I spoke with some of you earlier last year regarding this and what your assignments will be in and around, my house, so you guys are all set. I've got a couple of cots in our shed that you've got first dibs on....since I like you guys so much. You know you who you are (usc, soc, et al...).

I've got one more open slave position open that I'll let you guys interview for on this thread. I'm redecorating my living room and its going to be sapien chic. As such, I'll be replacing my ottoman, with an actualman. Who's up for the position?
 
LadyT said:
We have in fact been working closely with the Jews and Mexicans. And yes........the white man will be enslaved by the end of the summer courtesy of Obama. He's awesome ain't he? I mean the way we've (via the ACLU) have been slowly erroding the white man's rights, giving all his jobs to latinos, turning the USA into Mexico, turning white people gay by making them watch Ellen, and taking their guns has been a work of art. But the charade is up. Assmunch has figured out the master plan.

Now, I know that I spoke with some of you earlier last year regarding this and what your assignments will be in and around, my house, so you guys are all set. I've got a couple of cots in our shed that you've got first dibs on....since I like you guys so much. You know you who you are (usc, soc, et al...).

I've got one more open slave position open that I'll let you guys interview for on this thread. I'm redecorating my living room and its going to be sapien chic. As such, I'll be replacing my ottoman, with an actualman. Who's up for the position?
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Wow I can be the place you put your tired feet at night? What else comes with that position, saddles, harnesses, leather cuffs?
 
Socrtease said:
Wow I can be the place you put your tired feet at night? What else comes with that position, saddles, harnesses, leather cuffs?
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No. That's just an 'auto'man.

But seeing that you went to law school and all, you can be my grape feeder!
 
I'm thinking I could splash on a bit of whiteface (ala AL Jolson) and I could audition for that actualman position.

Then when you're not at home I could take my whiteface minstrel show on the road (ala Amos and Andy) and do my white men overbite dancing routine. I'll be a big smash in the north.

I could write a book, "White Like Me" and get a big star (ala James Whitmore) to put on some whiteface and play me in the movie.

But most of all, I just want to be your automan. :)
 
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