Official DNC Convention Schedule

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I got my hands on a copy of the DNC Convention Schedule – It looks to be a doozy!


2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule — Charlotte , N.C.


4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama


4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM -Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”


5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama

5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite

5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi


6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street
movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.


8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times


9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore

9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangle & Timothy Geithner

10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration /You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies

11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally


11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding

12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews


12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech



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That's a report of a circulated unclaimed (ergo uncopyrighted) joke schedule, not an origination of the schedule.

Seriously, it just isn't what you are trying to make it be.
 
Howey said:
More right wing PLAGARISM.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/08/the_dream_democratic_national_convention_schedule.html]



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I disagree even though I hate nazis and fascist. I like diversity. It's good to hear all sides and banning our resident nazi would be a mistake. How else would we know just how stupid, brainwashed by corporate 'news' and hate filled they are if we ban their members?

The fact that he adds nothing but hate speech to any thread, has views that would make Hitler blush, has openly stated that killing in the name of corporate oligarchy is acceptable especially if the victim has dark skin, a women, or someone who disagrees with his fascist viewpoints, shouldn't be held against him. If Obama wins look for him to grap his weapons and do something stupid. I think he should join the rest of his pals in Lubbock tx and wait for the U.N. to invade.
 
RazorX said:
I got my hands on a copy of the DNC Convention Schedule – It looks to be a doozy!


2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule — Charlotte , N.C.


4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama


4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM -Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”


5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama

5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite

5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi


6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street
movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.


8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times


9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore

9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangle & Timothy Geithner

10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration /You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies

11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally


11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding

12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews


12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing

3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech



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Very funny stuff. You forgot the D&Cs mandatory Rape and Abortion Clinic by Bill Clinton
 
Howey said:
More right wing PLAGARISM.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/08/the_dream_democratic_national_convention_schedule.html]
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Poor Howey, sitting all alone in front of your computer in your parents basement, searching for evil misdeeds of Republicans.



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