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Legion Troll's Troll

Legion Troll's Troll

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British have fucking ugly teeth.

British have fucking lousy accents.

British have fucking lousy cars.

British have fucking lousy weather.

British have fucking hot women.
 
I'm intrigued though: Why all the disses, and then the complement of their hot women? Are they just so hot that lying about it would seem too much, even to a troll, and if so, why doesn't the same rule extend to their accents?
 
Legion Troll's Troll said:
British have fucking ugly teeth.

British have fucking lousy accents.

British have fucking lousy cars.

British have fucking lousy weather.

British have fucking hot women.
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We-ell, lets see.
Teeth, in the past certainly. Our past held far more suffering than did yours. But now I think you will find that dental care is as good as anywhere. Of course we have better things to do with our time than be obsessed with teeth.
Sadly we only have a few specialist car makers left. Our mass market vehicles are Japanese, French, German. Thats no big deal though.
The weather is lousy as it is in some parts of the US.
The women are just women. Many beautiful, many not but few quite as loud as American women.
That leaves accents. Mmm. So you didn't like David Niven, John Gielgud, Lawrence Olivier or Michael Caine, Sean Connery (quite atrocious actually), Roger Moore (they say my accent and voice are similar to his! Although I have the sense to disagree) Pierce Brosnan, Hugh Grant?
Well, I guess we can't please them all. Anyone who can even understand some American accents needs a medal. Stallone???? Some of what you call country singers who take a beautiful vowel and contort it out of all recognition such that a cat in pain would not admit to it.
 
Legion Troll's Troll said:
British have fucking ugly teeth.

British have fucking lousy accents.

British have fucking lousy cars.

British have fucking lousy weather.

British have fucking hot women.
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Lousy cars? Have you checked out the MGs? They are the cutest thing on the road and they attract the fairer sex, as well. ;)
 
Lowaicue said:
We-ell, lets see.
Teeth, in the past certainly. Our past held far more suffering than did yours. But now I think you will find that dental care is as good as anywhere. Of course we have better things to do with our time than be obsessed with teeth.
Sadly we only have a few specialist car makers left. Our mass market vehicles are Japanese, French, German. Thats no big deal though.
The weather is lousy as it is in some parts of the US.
The women are just women. Many beautiful, many not but few quite as loud as American women.
That leaves accents. Mmm. So you didn't like David Niven, John Gielgud, Lawrence Olivier or Michael Caine, Sean Connery (quite atrocious actually), Roger Moore (they say my accent and voice are similar to his! Although I have the sense to disagree) Pierce Brosnan, Hugh Grant?
Well, I guess we can't please them all. Anyone who can even understand some American accents needs a medal. Stallone???? Some of what you call country singers who take a beautiful vowel and contort it out of all recognition such that a cat in pain would not admit to it.
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LOL> "few quite as loud as American women"...

Jeebus. You are on ignorant weirdo. Ameriphile enough to be on a site that is pretty much all US posters, living somewhere other than the land you were born in yet strangely thinking it has some weird perfection that could not possibly exist in the US...

Seriously, you are like a book of Anti-American stereotypes. You should travel more, maybe come to the US and meet a few actual Americans rather than judging by those hugging weirdos in Hong Kong.
 
Lowaicue said:
We-ell, lets see.
Teeth, in the past certainly. Our past held far more suffering than did yours. But now I think you will find that dental care is as good as anywhere. Of course we have better things to do with our time than be obsessed with teeth.
Sadly we only have a few specialist car makers left. Our mass market vehicles are Japanese, French, German. Thats no big deal though.
The weather is lousy as it is in some parts of the US.
The women are just women. Many beautiful, many not but few quite as loud as American women.
That leaves accents. Mmm. So you didn't like David Niven, John Gielgud, Lawrence Olivier or Michael Caine, Sean Connery (quite atrocious actually), Roger Moore (they say my accent and voice are similar to his! Although I have the sense to disagree) Pierce Brosnan, Hugh Grant?
Well, I guess we can't please them all. Anyone who can even understand some American accents needs a medal. Stallone???? Some of what you call country singers who take a beautiful vowel and contort it out of all recognition such that a cat in pain would not admit to it.
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I love all those guys, I am a sell out.
 
Damocles said:
LOL> "few quite as loud as American women"...

Jeebus. You are on ignorant weirdo. Ameriphile enough to be on a site that is pretty much all US posters, living somewhere other than the land you were born in yet strangely thinking it has some weird perfection that could not possibly exist in the US...

Seriously, you are like a book of Anti-American stereotypes. You should travel more, maybe come to the US and meet a few actual Americans rather than judging by those hugging weirdos in Hong Kong.
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Knowing him all these years, I believe he does it because we entertain him, he has thick skin and he has traveled, so he does know the ugly American.

I saw two of our fine young American woman going at each other a while back and I have a tendency to agree with him, American women can be quite frightening and very loud! I was shocked by their public display and I was informed by the person I was with, that it occurs more often than I realized. I wondered at the time what people from another country would think of this display.

I find woman are becoming more rude and crude then they appeared to be in my younger days.
 
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