Off to Miami and the Keys

[Topspin]

For a pro tennis tournament and some scuba diving.

 

[Chapdog]

have fun ya prick.

 

[Topspin]

hey I'm poor compared to all you international jaunts.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

For a pro tennis tournament and some scuba diving.

I love Miami. It's one of the ugliest cities in America with one of the worst ghettos but all those drop dead beautiful latinas who love professional class gringos.....sigh......I have some very fond memories of times spent in Miami.

My first time there I was with our plants production supervisor running a test. We went out that first evening in Miami and got loopy drunk at a club in south beach till 4 am, got up at 7am and went to work. I had to stop my colleague from picking up this gorgeous tranny....he was a redneck from Pigs Knuckle Arkansas.....I tell ya, it was straight out of Crocodile Dundee! LOL

 

[Jarod]

Sorry the weather currently sucks. Its been beautiful for 3 months... this week clowdy and rainy...!

 

[Damocles]

For a pro tennis tournament and some scuba diving.

Tennis tournament = boring.
SCUBA = worthwhile.

 

[charver]

Tennis tournament = boring.
SCUBA = worthwhile.

Solution: Tennis + SCUBA = Underwater tennis

(or conceivably you could just run around a tennis court in flippers and a wetsuit. Surprisingly liberating and not a little erotic)

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Solution: Tennis + SCUBA = Underwater tennis

(or conceivably you could just run around a tennis court in flippers and a wetsuit. Surprisingly liberating and not a little erotic)

It's been a while since you last got laid, hasn't it?

 

[Topspin]

Tennis is in Key Biscayne, only place I go to in Miami is South Beach.

 

[Damocles]

Solution: Tennis + SCUBA = Underwater tennis

(or conceivably you could just run around a tennis court in flippers and a wetsuit. Surprisingly liberating and not a little erotic)

Wasn't there some preacher dude found in a wetsuit with implements of "pleasure" inserted into places that bring most no pleasure?

 

[charver]

It's been a while since you last got laid, hasn't it?

Being banned from every tennis court in Britain (yes, all five of them) hasn't helped my chances.

 

[evince]

Man, what do you have to do with a tennis racket in public to have that happen?

 

[charver]

Wasn't there some preacher dude found in a wetsuit with implements of "pleasure" inserted into places that bring most no pleasure?

This one?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

 

[Damocles]

This one?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

That's the bloke. That wasn't Johnney. Johnney's accent isn't southern.

 

[charver]

Man, what do you have to do with a tennis racket in public to have that happen?

Let's just say i had an exquisite forehand stroke and leave it at that.

 

[Damocles]

Let's just say i had an exquisite forehand stroke and leave it at that.

And a wet suit and flippers, don't forget that. Those are important implements in order to get the job done.

 

[evince]

Personal effects: One yellow metal ring and one dildo.


Not what you want your autopsy to say.

 

[Damocles]

Personal effects: One yellow metal ring and one dildo.


Not what you want your autopsy to say.

Well, maybe you do. I just don't want it to say "and a wet suit" and be found alone....

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Being banned from every tennis court in Britain (yes, all five of them) hasn't helped my chances.

Guess it doen't matter.....I've seen British women.....you're not missing much......but there is hope.....France is right across the channel!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Let's just say i had an exquisite forehand stroke and leave it at that.

No....let's not....please elaborate?