Obama wins!!

[SmarterthanYou]

Go play in traffic...

isn't that more your style?

 

[Damocles]

Go play in traffic...

I'm not going to let you derail one of the more fun threads in a while...

In an unrelated story: Obama Wins Gold Medal for Curling

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

Fuck you, too, he is a messiah, at least not to us, just to you guys!

I fart in your general direction.

Eat shit today, okay!

 

[meme]

Obama Singlehandedly Wins Wimbleton Doubles Championship!!

BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes

Breaking! Obama to dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars - Will Be Celebrity and Pro!

Obama Declared Queen of England By Acclaimation ... Wait a Minute - Make That Barney Frank

Breaking, Obama Named "Da Man!!"

NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!

Barack Obama Wins Pre-Emptive Title of "2010 Playmate of the Year"

BREAKING NEWS: Uranus Renamed to Obama

 

[SmarterthanYou]

Breaking - Barack Obama given every oscar for the next four years for best actor for his role depicting a nobel peace prize winner.

 

[zappasguitar]

lol

Yeah, that was pretty funny.

I gotta send some of these to my conservative buddies, they'd laugh their asses off.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Obama wins connect four game in three moves
Obama Defeats brick wall in tennis game
If you spell Obama in scrabble, you win. FOREVER.
Obama can mix oil and water, permanently.
Obama can divide by zero
Obama CAN believe it's not butter

 

[Canceled1]

Obama wins connect four game in three moves
Obama Defeats brick wall in tennis game
If you spell Obama in scrabble, you win. FOREVER.
Obama can mix oil and water, permanently.
Obama can divide by zero
Obama CAN believe it's not butter

Obama Wins Masengill's Mr Douche Bag Lifetime Achievement Award

Obama Tells Jesus: "I CAN see Russia from Alaska now!"

Bridge to Nowhere, Hell! How ya think I got this Nobel?

Obama cries: "Does this mean I don't have to be mean to Iran now???"

 

[Canceled2]

Obama Wins Masengill's Mr Douche Bag Lifetime Achievement Award

Obama Tells Jesus: "I CAN see Russia from Alaska now!"

Bridge to Nowhere, Hell! How ya think I got this Nobel?

Obama cries: "Does this mean I don't have to be mean to Iran now???"

Obama awarded the Gold Plated Teleprompter for his ability to read with inspirational expressions!

 

[Canceled2]

Fuck you, too, he is a messiah, at least not to us, just to you guys!

I fart in your general direction.

Eat shit today, okay!

hahahaha! It was the left who gave him his messiah status douchebag. You really ought to slow down on the angst there froggie...check out your typo!

 

[Canceled2]

some headlines I've run across....oh my sides ache..
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BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!

Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause

Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010

BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!

Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!

BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol"

Obama wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show!

He'd deserve them all just as much~~~~

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

It is just so stupid! We use to have pride, but not anymore! Thanks, I am really letting my bad side show today, but I have about had it! One little snot on facebook keeps posting the joker picture! Disrespectful little 80's snots!

Pride in ACCOMPLISHMENTS yes....

Pride in unmerited awards... no... that is like giving all the teams in a kids soccer tournament 'participation' trophies so they can all 'feel good about themselves'.... MEANINGLESS.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Obama wins connect four game in three moves
Obama Defeats brick wall in tennis game
If you spell Obama in scrabble, you win. FOREVER.
Obama can mix oil and water, permanently.
Obama can divide by zero
Obama CAN believe it's not butter

Not sure why, but that one almost had me crying I was laughing so hard...

 

[USFREEDOM911]

some headlines I've run across....oh my sides ache..
--------------------------------------------------

BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!

Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause

Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010

BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!

Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!

BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol"

Obama wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show!

:lol:

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Fuck all of you guys...

If they had given it to America, you wouldn't be saying this, or would you?

DAMN froggie.
Who pissed in your Wheaties today?

 

[USFREEDOM911]

You have to be kidding me, I let one fuck rip and I am the most foul mouthed, you really do have tunnel vision! Look at your other connies for the foul ones!

Just to keep things honest, you let a few slip today.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Fuck you, too, he is a messiah, at least not to us, just to you guys!

I fart in your general direction.

Eat shit today, okay!

 

[Canceled2]

Pride in ACCOMPLISHMENTS yes....

Pride in unmerited awards... no... that is like giving all the teams in a kids soccer tournament 'participation' trophies so they can all 'feel good about themselves'.... MEANINGLESS.

Well, he has sent in more drones to Pakistan and killed many civillians with them. I mean that's peace keeping at its slickist, isn't it??? Oh, wait, that's "murder" according to liberals he should be impeached! Wait, did he mean to kill those civillians? Hummm are we at war with Pakistan? Oh, I guess he is engaing those terrorist's ...wait there's no such thing as terrorist's...sigh

 

[Canceled2]

DAMN froggie.
Who pissed in your Wheaties today?

I would if I could

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Not sure why, but that one almost had me crying I was laughing so hard...

It was probablly the Obama can divide by zero award.