http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-not-sure-how-to-tell-nation-this-but-he-ran,33402/
OH YOU REPUBLICANS! YOU WISH! HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE! I got you there.
OH YOU REPUBLICANS! YOU WISH! HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE! I got you there.
Not the funniest onion story out there, don't you think?
I only made it part way. It was unfunny and I didn't expect it to get any better. Please cite the best parts /sarc
What was the point of this article? Onions standards are slipping.
It was for people who could take jokes.