Prove your two statements:
1. A typical Southerner is amazingly naive and removed from the world.
2. Southern Man is dumb.
For your information, I grew up in metropolitan Boston, Massachusetts. Folks there have an amazingly myopic view of the world. The shit that they taught us about The South turned out to be pack of lies. That part of the country is also the most racist that I've ever lived in. Where I live now is the least racist. My friends and associates here include self-made contractors, folks that you'd likely consider "rednecks" because they actually work for a living. Here's a bit of what these guys do in their spare time:
RC- spends 10% of his income on fishing. Has had numerous trips to Alaska, South America and Mexico.
DB- has been to Europe more times than I've been to Florida.
BJ- has worked in more states than DB's been to Europe.
I also graduated from a prominent northeast university with BS in Engineering, Cum Laude. I also "aced" history and english.
So again, prove your two statements.