I’m not dressed in a Biden Snuggie, wearing a Biden cowboy hat, Biden chaps or using a Biden beer koozie. I’m not waving a California King-sized Biden flag, and I do not have Biden’s face painted anywhere on myself or on my car.
And I am not spending my Saturday morning waiting out in the middle of some freezing cold Texas field on the anniversary of a deadly cult compound siege in order to hear Biden tell me (again) about how the 2020 election was stolen from him. I’m not even in a boat parade!
I’m not doing any of that shit, because I’m not a fucking idiot and I’m not in a cult.
And I am not spending my Saturday morning waiting out in the middle of some freezing cold Texas field on the anniversary of a deadly cult compound siege in order to hear Biden tell me (again) about how the 2020 election was stolen from him. I’m not even in a boat parade!
I’m not doing any of that shit, because I’m not a fucking idiot and I’m not in a cult.


