My Dear Doctor
As it happens GUNO is, in fact, half Jewish and Half African-American.
So what is the problem in stating a fact like this (Guno told me his racial make-up himself)?
And what's the problem in having a dig at him? Why does no one have a sense of humour anymore.
I have never minded people taking the mickey out of me for being an Australian when I was living in England. My English colleagues were forever winding me up about being a: "colonial" or a "convict" or calling me "Skippy" (the bush kangaroo; but it was just "taking the piss" - there. was no real malice in this name-calling.
Which brings to mind a broader point, that point is that a civilived people are always able to laugh at their own societies shortcomings and blunder.
For example, the West - lets narrow it down to the Anglosphere in the modern era, shall we ? Let's say: America, Australia, Canada, the UK, New Zealand. These nations are still civilised, Western societies: most people still say "tip their hat say: "Good Morning" or "How do you do ?", to ladies they pass on the sidewalk; most people still say: "I do beg your pardon", if they burp or fart at the dinner table, and most people do not pick their nose (and eat the snot extracted) in public places. At least not generally speaking. (though I must confess I am very worried about America at present. I think if the Democrats win the 2024 election, the entire US is doomed to become a failed state like California. The moral fabric that maintains civility and order in American society will unravel and people - not just in California - but throughout the 49 other states, will soon be pooping in public (in their own towns and cities), and wiping their asses with their own right hands. People might also begin throwing turds at each other in a range of locations across the public domain. Worshippers in Evangelical Churches, for instance, may have intense volleys of fresh shite hurled at their pews by Democrat bandits. While American conservatives might release "cluster-bombs" of poo in front of "Planned Parenthood" clinics, and have expert snipers in position to unleash, precision, high- velocity poop at any women seen entering one of these facilities. Green activists would poop all over any V-8 automobile they encountered parked in near Main Street. Yes indeed, it doesn't bear thinking about, folks - and don't think it can't happen. Absurd (and terrifying) as it, never forget there are still, at this moment, untold millions of Americans who WILL vote Democrat in November, 2024. There is no reason or logic behind their decision to vote Democrat - they don't need any good reason to vote Democrat - they just DO. If you try to work out why- all that will happen is that you will fall down into a labyrinthine cognitive rabbit hole, and if you're not careful you could become mentally disturbed. For there are some mysteries in this world that are too profound for the humble power of human reason, for instance: "Why am I here?";"What is the ultimate meaning of life?"; "What happens after I die?" or "Why would any American vote Democrat in the Nov 2024 Presidential election?" (this last question is perhaps the most profound mystery of all !) The wise man knows that such questions are not for we finite, lowly human beings to answer. Rather, the fact that we are able ask such questions as: "Why am I here?" or "What is the true purpose of human life?" or "Why did millions of Americans vote for Joe Biden in the 2020 elections?"must mean that these kind of questions are "spiritual signposts." When we ask them, it seems they are directing us "up" to a higher, ultimate reality that is - we sense - the realm of some, almighty, eternal, all-knowingt Divine being.
It is like "beauty" - when I see a beautiful blush rose that Have grown in my garden, I bend over and inhale its perfumed scent, then I stand back a little and marvel at the sublime form of the flower and its exquiste, pinky - reddy colouration. And I think to myself "WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ROSE !!". But this particular rose is not, of course, "the be all and end all" of beauty. There are other things- lots of them- that everyone says are beautiful. Right? Like the stained-glass rosette in St Alban's Cathedral in England. This large round piece of stainded glass (Made in medieval time) is beautiful. In fact it is so beautiful, that when you first see it, you are stunned and immobilised in a state of awe. You find yourself standing or seated and perfectly STILL, juststaring at this large multicoloured window in slack - jawed wonder.
So, the rose and the stained-glass window are examples of beautiful things, but what is the ultimate source of beauty, We can agree that cartain objects are beautiful, like the English Crown Jewels; like famous female beauties - actresses or models like Bridgit Bardot, Elle MacPhearson or Elizabeth Hurley when they were in their prime (early 20s) there are animals we say are beautiful, like the male peacock (with his brilliant colours, in Australia, Koalas, are said my many to be beautiful/ super -cute creatures;. Michaelangelo's statue of David is another beautiful object. All of these things have the property of beauty, at the same time they make us wonder what beauty actually is - what or where is the ultimate beauty that these thing are examples of? Don't they "tell" us that there must, logically, be a higher, perfect, ultimate Beauty that exists somewhere? And that the objects and other things we humans generally agree to be beautiful, are merely "taking part" in, or expressing some limited, finite portion of this higher, absolutely perfect,an, eternal and never-changing (immutable), higher "BEAUTY." Think about it...if you see a beautiful object, like a glorious, flower of some kind (that everyone agrees is totally beautiful), and you want to find out what makes it so beautiful. If you start to pull it apart by plucking off petals, then dissecting the flower with a scalpel - cutting off its various structures: stigma, stamen, etc, then observing these pieces of the flower you have dissected, guess what? The "what" is you'll never find any part or structure of the flower that causes the flowers beauty. You won't find under your microscope, say a little, tiny cube from inside the the flower, that has a tiny letter "B" , for beauty", printed on it. And when you open up this tiny cube (box) there inside you will discover how the flower caused itself to be beautiful. No, all you will end up with is a flower that was beautiful, now sliced and hacked to pieces, and the pieces and bits of flower on your workbench do not look beautiful at all. All you have done in your search for the locus of beauty in your flower, is to kill that beauty forever.
BACK TO THE POINT I WANTED TO MAKE
I am sorry, sometimes I find I am easily distracted by my own brilliant mind and end up wandering down corridors that I find interesting, but are off-topic when I am writhing posts. The topic I wanted to address was "sense of humour"Now, you have hurled a pile of expletives at me, calling me a: dumb-fuck, dingo-fucking, dumb-ass and a racist fuckwit. That's not very nice, is it Doctor?
I warranted this abuse apparently because I had a dig at Guno. Guno is half Jewish and Half Black (African - American) So because it is mainly Black dudes in America, who write and perform rap music, I decided to make up a rappers name for him that would take the piss.
"BENJAMINBOY FLY"
I came up with: "BENJAMINBOY FLY". The "BENJAMIN" part refers to a US $100 bill, which has an image of Benjamin Franklin on it and is therefore nicknamed a "BENJAMIN. A US $100 bill is called a Benjamin. It is said that many of the wealthiest people in the American Ruling Class are Jews. I'm talking about those people who are major multimillionaires and billionaires. Is there any truth in this? Yes, there is, but it does not in any way cause me to be an anti-semite. I am not. Any "BENJAMINS" are a kind of slang in the US for money/wealth. You might say of a rich guy in America: "That dude is sorted for the Benjamins, BIG TIME, man. Also, putting aside the issue of money, "Benjamin" in a very popular name that Jewish parents choose for their sons (like Ben Shapiro, the conservative (politically) guy who has a popular talk show/s in the US - Ben Shapiro is Jewish and talks about his religion a lot).
A lot of rappers put "BOY" somewhere in their stage - name. I don't know why, they just do.
As for "FLY" African Americans use "FLY" as a slang term for: good, fun, cool, hip. If you're a black dude in the US and you say: Yo! I'm fly, my brother." That means you're saying you're feeling good, enjoying yourself, being cool/hip, and so on. Or if you're a young Black guy and you see an attractive woman you like, who dresses and behaves/talks in a hip/"cool" way, you might say to your friend...."Yo, check dat out nigger - dat is "one FLY beotsch."
So that explains my rapper's name for Guno: "BENJAMINBOY FLY"
But of course lefist ass-hole like you don't have any sense of humour. A lot of this is due to the censorship of speed advocated by left-wing Politically Correct ideologues. This is a typically Marxian, totalitarian project. The PC mob, In limiting, restricting, punishing, what can or cannot be said, or written, or published in America, in order that language use is harassed/bullied into conformity with their political ideologies, the First Amendment right to free speech is inevitably infringed. My opinion here is that YOU NEVER FUCK AROUND WITH THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH. YOU MUST ALWAYS UPHOLD IT, BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE IT....YOU...ARE...FUCKEDSo, I don't like lefist CREEPEZOIDS fooling around with what , in their - GREEN and PINK-HAIRED, BUTCH LESBIAN, 30 STONE, JAIL-HOUSE TATTOOED - opinion, ideas about what I should or should not be allowed to say or write or publish. I can tell you now where that path ends up...a gas chamber in Germany.
Finally,
Do you remember Monty Python's "HOLY GRAIL". It was a movie put together by a famous English group of comics who called themselves "Monty Python" The movie came out in 1972, and what it did was to take the piss out of the West Christian heritage. (The WEST is like a dove that is lofted on two wings; One wing is reason, the reason, for example, of Ancient Greek philosophers - like Aristotle and Plato, along with many, many others. The second wing is the Christian FAITH. When the two wing work together in harmony the dove soars through the skies, likewise Western culture/civilisation have , for 1000 years, been grounded on BOTH CHRISTIAN FAITH and HUMAN REASON - the two working in harmony like the two wings of the dove. So, making fun of Chritianity, especially, via its most sacred symbols (Jesus of Nazareth - the Messiah, the Crucifixion of Jesus by the Romans; Mary, Jesus' mother) - was making fun, as well, at close to 1000 years of Western civilisation and its achievements
Taking the piss out of the Christian region, in a big - screen movie that was made for audiences in the West ( i.e.the Anglo-sphere of: the UK, Australia, America, etc), like, "Monty Python's Holy Grail," was a brave endeavour. Mainly because if it wasn't done the right way, a lot of people would get very offended and pissed off (In fact, the Catholic Church did not see the funny side of this movie and they are still pissed off about it today, some 50 years after the movie was released - but that's not surprising, Catholics are usually very weird and up-tight little units .To continue... The comics who created "Monty Python's Holy Grail" were so brilliant, however, that they managed to successfully satirize such sacred Christian figures as Jesus of Nazareth (the Messiah) himself, and have audiences howling with laughter around the world. The interesting point is that the free West, has always been able to laugh at itself. The history of Western civilisation is far from perfect - Westerners have made all sorts of dire mistakes, they have made countless fatal misjudgements, they have done some very , very stupid things. Having said this, the West has always been able to sit down and laugh at itself. When its historical failures, disasters and idiotic plans are mocked by an actor or a writer who is a master of satire or the use of irony, then Westerners can and will laugh at themselves - overall they have a healthy sense of humour and never - generally speaking - take themselves too seriously. I mean look at a nation like Iran...In 1979 their was a revolution in Iran that put an ass-hole called the, Ayatollah Khomeini, in charge of running the country. The Ayatollah Komeini ("Ayatollah" means "Supreme Leader") was a hard-line, Islamic fundamentalist (i.e. he had the same attitude as members of ISIS or the Taliban have). He was interviewed in Tehran, not long ofter the revolution of September 1979 (that put him in power) by a young, female, American news reporter, and during this interview Khomeini famously told this American girl that (quote): "Islam has no sense of humor." Today, Iran is still a shit-hole run by the latest Ayatollah , (who is the Ayatollah Ali Kamenei) and a bunch of rag-head ass-holes called the Mullahs. If you (an American) went to Tehran, the capital city of Iran, next week, say, and decided while you were there, that for a prank you would get a bull-horn and run through the streets in the centre of the city shouting: " Allah takes it up the Ass, Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah - Allah takes it up the Ass All Doo-Dah-Dey !!. No one would be amused. Not in the slightest; rather, you, would be quickly arrested by the state Security Service and thrown in a medieval prison cell for the duration; or, the Mullahs might decide to make an example of you, and have you publicly beheaded with a bread knife for showing such extreme disrespect to Allah. !
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Now lets look at some other places in the World in the 20 th century, that did not have a sense of humour and took themselves far too seriously. Let start with the one that still sends chills down my spine to this day- Pol Pot's Cambodia. Between 1975 and 1979 a psychopath called Pol Pot - who had studied Marxist Theory in Paris as a younger man - seized power in Cambodia with his Khmer Rouge troops. What happened between 1975 and 1979 in terms of torure and mass, brutal murder of civilians is too shocking for me to record here. My point is that if a film had been made taking the piss out of Pol Pot and his Khmer Rouge (let's imagine its a film called "Pol Pot Sux Cock" - neither Pol Pot nor any member of the Khmer Rouge would have found it funny. In fact the filmaker, script-wrters, actors and any one else with the slightest connection to making such a film would be hunted down, then tortured for hours, before being hacked to pieces with shovels, pitchforks and hoes (seriously).
Or say you published a satirical novel in Red China in 1965/6 poking fun at the lunacy of Chairman Mao and his first revolution which was known as "The Great Leap Forward" Suppose you are a brilliant humorist and this book is brilliantly funny. The problem is that Chairman Mao - being a total Marxist ass-hole, doesn't like being made fun of at all; because he's a very important man who is going end all human suffering by creating a Utopia on Earth. In fact Chairman Mao sees himself as a kind God, one who is not to be mocked by mere mortals. So Mao reads your book, doesn't think its funny at all; in fact, he find it extremely insulting and offensive. So he order his Red Guard to find and arrest you, which they do; then shortly after you would probably end up being tied to a wooden stake, doused with gasoline and set on fire to burn to death before a large crowd of peasants. Anyone caught with a copy of your book is warned they will face the same fate as you.
Do you think that Hitler, would ever have been able to laugh at his insane, own behaviour between 1933 and his death in 1945. Do you think if you were a German citizen during this period you would ever make a film, write a play or even perform stand-up comedy that took the mickey out of Hitler and the Nazi Party ? The answer is "No", because the NAZIs did not have much sense of humour AT ALL; and I doubt that hanging out with Hitler would have a "bag of laughs." The same thing goes for all of the 20th century's other cosmic ass-holes: Joseph Stalin; Vladimir Lenin; Fidel Castro; Idi Amin; Marshall Tito, General Tojo.
So Doctor, you need to lighten up; you need learn to laugh at yourself and the stupidity your own (Batshit-crazy) Democrat political Party. Being able to laugh at your own shortcomings, failures, astounding idiocy, is a characteristic that CIVILISED people possess (If you want an imaginary standard for what "CIVILIZED" is, imagine life in a small town in the American Heartland (i.e. any of the 20 or so Midwestern states that are deemed to comprise the "American Heartland" in the mid-1950s). People or societies or nations who cannot laugh at their history of foibles, blunders and mistakes are simply ASS-HOLES !! GOT IT, DOCTOR ??!!
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