For those who don't know me, "idiot" is a term of endearment.
Whaddayasay?
That is utterly sweet beefy and I Like your voice.
Try this one.
I stepped out to get the paper at six am.
I thought I saw you with the mailman.
You were licking his stamps and he was dilivering.
But I knew it wasnt you because you always said you would treat me right.
You da man Asshat. i mean it.Yeah. Beefy. That was pretty damn good. You sound rockstarish. You should go with this.
What about:
Where are we
In the absence of god?
What am I?
Please hold me, I am scared!
I don't want to die!
And I knew it wasn't you
Because you always said you'd treat me right
Or maybe:
Go seek her out all courteously,
And say I come,
Wind of spices whose song is ever
Epithalamium.
O, hurry over the dark lands
And run upon the sea
For seas and lands shall not divide us
My love and me.
And I knew it wasn't you
Because you always said you'd treat me right
That is utterly sweet beefy and I Like your voice.
Try this one.
I stepped out to get the paper at six am.
I thought I saw you with the mailman.
You were licking his stamps and he was dilivering.
But I knew it wasnt you because you always said you would treat me right.
I was donating my time at the local school
I thought I saw you the principle.
You were sharpening his pencil and he was teaching you the rules
But I knew it wasnt you because you said you would alway treat me right.
Jesus.
Seriously, is this emo? I'm too old to know if this is a gag or not.
Anyhow, give me 11 minutes, I just have to rythmize shrubbie's lyrics and I'll have a second version up.
It amused me to put melodramtic emo lyrics down and then stick a nonsensical "And I knew it wasn't you because you said you'd always treat me right" at the end to pretend to seriously match your pattern.
And the second one is a James Joyce poem.