Navy vet released by Russia

[Geeko Sportivo]

You're a lucky guy.

So lucky, I was married to a couple of the best housekeepers I knew of- two separate marriages, 15 years apart, of course.

But yeah, they kept my houses!

 

[Mason Michaels]

I was never shy about asking women out. When on the rare occasion I was "Shot Down In Flames," I just moved on to another. Lots of "fish in the sea,' as they say.

In my younger days, I almost always said yes when a woman asked me out. Every one you turn down is one you'll never have the opportunity with again.

The one I turned down was not a big deal!
The other absolutely was,just the other night I was thinking about it and still upset!
She died about a year ago. Luckily a couple years ago on our class site,I left her a message of why I turned her down,putting all the blame on me,which is where it belongs.
To make matters worse,I found out she was an orphan, which somehow made my rejection even worse.
We were good friends my senior year. At that time I was still so stupid I thought the girl who made you the horniest was what I was looking for.
Probably why my first wife who I was physically crazy about, never once were we friends! Even though I was in love with her,I never liked her.

 

[goat]

So lucky, I was married to a couple of the best housekeepers I knew of- two separate marriages, 15 years apart, of course.

But yeah, they kept my houses!

I had drug dealers tell me the same thing. They kept everything in the women's name.