National Right to Read Books to protect us from ignorant rednecks.

Mott the Hoople

Mott the Hoople

Sweet Jane
We live in dangerous times. The US has become so overpopulated by pencil dicked racist rednecks of such limited intelligence and so afraid of their own shadows that due to these compensatory issues they feel a necessity to carry a big old bad gun in case someone of color gives them a dirty look or is carrying a fully loaded box of skittles.

Ergo I proclaim the national right to read a book, as this is the only real way to defend yourself from a racist redneck....the gravest threat to American freedom there is. So today piss a racist redneck off. Read a book! :)
 
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Mott the Hoople said:
We live in dangerous times. The US has become so overpopulated by pencil dicked racist rednecks of such limited intelligence and so afraid of their own shadows that due to these compensatory issues they feel a necessity to carry a big old bad gun in case someone of color gives them a dirty look or is carrying a fully loaded box of skittles.

Ergo I proclaim the national right to read a book, as this is the only real way to defend yourself from a racist redneck....the gravest threat to American freedom there is. So today piss a racist redneck off. Read a book! :)
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Actually we carry guns to protect ourselves from dipshits like you too. But, hey, if someone goes to shoot you, just hold your book up. That should help.

I do love how the so called arbiters of tolerance and anti bigotry never fail to display their intolerance and bigotry.

Carry on douchetip
 
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze, a perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
 
I Love America said:
Actually we carry guns to protect ourselves from dipshits like you too. But, hey, if someone goes to shoot you, just hold your book up. That should help.

I do love how the so called arbiters of tolerance and anti bigotry never fail to display their intolerance and bigotry.

Carry on douchetip
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My Grandfather was saved from death in the First War when a German (or possibly American) bullet was stopped by the Bible he was carrying. Books work. Unfortunately, extremist Americans have such thick skulls that they stop shells. Teach 'em to read and they just explode!
 
I Love America said:
Actually we carry guns to protect ourselves from dipshits like you too. But, hey, if someone goes to shoot you, just hold your book up. That should help.

I do love how the so called arbiters of tolerance and anti bigotry never fail to display their intolerance and bigotry.

Carry on douchetip
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dear fucking idiot,


why are you so insane you think you need a gun to protect you from a book?
 
iolo said:
My Grandfather was saved from death in the First War when a German (or possibly American) bullet was stopped by the Bible he was carrying. Books work. Unfortunately, extremist Americans have such thick skulls that they stop shells. Teach 'em to read and they just explode!
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you really hate America huh
 
evince said:
you really hate America huh
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No - just your unbelievably gross right-wing nutters and their bullying. They are the one's you don't let out, mainly, locked away like the madwoman in Jane Eyre. I've never met an American I disliked actually, over here.
 
evince said:
dear fucking idiot,


why are you so insane you think you need a gun to protect you from a book?
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Who said I was scared of a book? Books won't help you because you have the reading comprehension of a dumb negro.

I am afraid of statists trying to take my God given rights. I will use my guns to protect my rights, my family and myself.
 
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