National Pride in America Takes Dramatic Nosedive Under Trump SLUMP ERA

Earl comes from a place where men have a genetic predisposition to, usually inadequately, fill the orifice from which they emerged.
The term "motherfucker" came into being precisely for people like Earl,
all trained by their dams to service their future Stepford wives in the long held, incestual redneck tradition.

However, as this subspecies continues relentlessly to devolve,
they've not only become pigfuckers as well
but they've even elected one of their own, amazingly from New York, not Tennessee, to disassemble the American republic.

While Earl is most obviously a puddle of drizzling shit, he's also just one of 77 million of them,
and thus the toxicity of America cannot be reversed.
Even a 100% genocidal purge, as beautiful a thought as it is,
even more beautiful than a litter of lovable puppies,
would leave a mess too big to ever clean up.

PARTITION IS THE ONLY ANSWER.

Go to bed, old man. You could always move... to Venezuela, Cuba, Russia, China...

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noun (1)


ˈdam



Synonyms of dam
dam : a barrier preventing the flow of water or of loose solid materials (such as soil or snow)
a beaver dam


an ice dam


especially, civil engineering : a barrier built across a watercourse for impounding (see impound sense 2) water

b
: a barrier to check the flow of liquid, gas, or air

: a body of water confined by a barrier
 
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