MY finals already, Best song ever

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Hallejulah vs. American Pie.

You see guys, my method seems random, but I know what I'm doing. The best will always rise to the top, and there will always be one song that a majority prefer to every other song whenever they are pitted in a head to head contest (except in special circumstances in which there can be a three-way tie). This will decide which song will finally beat the other.

 

[Damocles]

American Pie...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

You're wrong, Damo.

You're vote caused Hallejulah to be behind, so I'm eliminating it.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

American Pie: Average set of nonsensical pop-lyrics which make little sense, although this song seems to want to center on the idea of a certain type of pastry

Hallejulah: Some of the most beautiful lyrics ever, almost poetry, and a relatively simple tune to go along with rather than the overproduced shit that passes as music today.

 

[Damocles]

If you are just going to select rather than have something elected, don't hold polls. Are you are teaching me is that you don't hold elections in good faith.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

If you are just going to select rather than have something elected, don't hold polls. Are you are teaching me is that you don't hold elections in good faith.

I was joking.

 

[Damocles]

LOL. And I was giving it far more importance than it deserves... It was exaggeration...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It's hard to tell emotions like that over the internet! I've actually offended a lot of people by expecting them to get the humor without a cheap smiley after my statement.