It may surprise some of you, but I have an arch enemy. It was a girl I knew years ago and I fucking hate her guts. I hate everything about her, I hated her attitude, I hated her personality, I hated having to work with her in groups. She was a really annoying hipster (and I usually like hipster girls). I won't get into all of it, but suffice to say years later I still get pissed off thinking about her.
And before anyone asks:
1) no I never dated her
2) no I never wanted to
Anyway, I was going through old emails of mine and I saw her stupid name, and I was reminded about her. Being sadistic I googled her AND WHAT DO I SEE? SHE WAS IN THE FUCKING BOSTON GLOBE. THE FUCKING BOSTON GLOBE WROTE ABOUT HER. OMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOGMSAODFIJSGDOIDFJMFDSOGIMGDSOIDGMGDSOIMGDS
I wont say what but the fact that my arch enemy got praise from the boston globe just sends me into a spiral of rage.
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED.
WHY DOES THE GOD DAMN UNIVERSE HATE ME SO MUCH?
WHY MUST I CONSTANTLY BE PUNISHED?
w̢̤̱͎̦̮̥h̢̩̫̮̼y͎̠̣͓͚̥͜ ̩͚̙̬͡m҉̫̦̜̦̙̟̥u͇͎͟ṣ͞t̟̭̳̪͜ ̬͔t̶͉͓̱h̪e̥̮̣̩ ̫̖u̟n̗̹i̹v̴̬̫̜ḙ̦̺̖rs̪̥e̯͔͖̘̗͎ ͅh̥̤͟ͅa̠̞t͖̪̹̞̗͍e͞ ̴̖͚͉̮̗̬̺m̫͎̞̰e͇̼̺̦͈?͎͔̥̣
͇̲͉͈̯̪ͅ
͕̜̺̰ͅw̗̰̼̫̮͓̭͟h͕̥͉̞̼̳y̱ ̼͡d͕͎͔o̺̫͙̺̺͚͉ ̡̻my̴̻͍ ͇͕͎͈̀e̶̥n̜͕̪̗̳͞e̢m̟̦̼̟͟i̟͖̥͞es̷̠ ̱s҉̪̘̩̙u͈c͔͜c͎̱̭̝̥̞e̝̖̻͞e͍d̬̪?̠͔̭̘̼͓͔ ͚̬̘͜w̙̱͎̠̹̥̜h̵͍̩͇̗ͅͅy̵̻̗̞ d̞̖͍͔͈̥͟o͠ḛ̩̣̱s̜̹͢ ̩̬̗̻̗̪͙g̱͠od̯̀ ̰̠̺̤̭̮͞ḥ̢̮͍̙̝̙a̝͈̯̱t̠e̺̰̯̫̪̣̤͞ ̻͎̤͟m̨̟̯̲̜e͏̹̥͉̯̞̘?̜͉ ̱̲̳a̞̻̺͖̼̖̜s̫͓̯̬̪̼d̪k̯̣̗̤̤̬̠͞l̢̘̯j̟̮ś̱͔͖̘̭da̵̩̖̲f͔̫̱h͇̺͖̹̮͚͜;͔l̰͎͢ș̦͉ḏa͞k͞j̖̩̱͇̳̙ḍ̣̹s̩̗͙̦̼̳̙f̩ạ̼d̯̝̮̺̖̞͎f̴̠̺̫j̸̳̤͍̜͎͎s;̵̪̝͈̗f͉̳͉̳̝͘ͅd͓̼̬̖s͓̠͖͎̭͞a͈̫͘l̷͈̣͎j̪̘̙k̟͖ls̜̬͚̟̖̭̲̀
And before anyone asks:
1) no I never dated her
2) no I never wanted to
Anyway, I was going through old emails of mine and I saw her stupid name, and I was reminded about her. Being sadistic I googled her AND WHAT DO I SEE? SHE WAS IN THE FUCKING BOSTON GLOBE. THE FUCKING BOSTON GLOBE WROTE ABOUT HER. OMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOGMSAODFIJSGDOIDFJMFDSOGIMGDSOIDGMGDSOIMGDS
I wont say what but the fact that my arch enemy got praise from the boston globe just sends me into a spiral of rage.
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED.
WHY DOES THE GOD DAMN UNIVERSE HATE ME SO MUCH?
WHY MUST I CONSTANTLY BE PUNISHED?
w̢̤̱͎̦̮̥h̢̩̫̮̼y͎̠̣͓͚̥͜ ̩͚̙̬͡m҉̫̦̜̦̙̟̥u͇͎͟ṣ͞t̟̭̳̪͜ ̬͔t̶͉͓̱h̪e̥̮̣̩ ̫̖u̟n̗̹i̹v̴̬̫̜ḙ̦̺̖rs̪̥e̯͔͖̘̗͎ ͅh̥̤͟ͅa̠̞t͖̪̹̞̗͍e͞ ̴̖͚͉̮̗̬̺m̫͎̞̰e͇̼̺̦͈?͎͔̥̣
͇̲͉͈̯̪ͅ
͕̜̺̰ͅw̗̰̼̫̮͓̭͟h͕̥͉̞̼̳y̱ ̼͡d͕͎͔o̺̫͙̺̺͚͉ ̡̻my̴̻͍ ͇͕͎͈̀e̶̥n̜͕̪̗̳͞e̢m̟̦̼̟͟i̟͖̥͞es̷̠ ̱s҉̪̘̩̙u͈c͔͜c͎̱̭̝̥̞e̝̖̻͞e͍d̬̪?̠͔̭̘̼͓͔ ͚̬̘͜w̙̱͎̠̹̥̜h̵͍̩͇̗ͅͅy̵̻̗̞ d̞̖͍͔͈̥͟o͠ḛ̩̣̱s̜̹͢ ̩̬̗̻̗̪͙g̱͠od̯̀ ̰̠̺̤̭̮͞ḥ̢̮͍̙̝̙a̝͈̯̱t̠e̺̰̯̫̪̣̤͞ ̻͎̤͟m̨̟̯̲̜e͏̹̥͉̯̞̘?̜͉ ̱̲̳a̞̻̺͖̼̖̜s̫͓̯̬̪̼d̪k̯̣̗̤̤̬̠͞l̢̘̯j̟̮ś̱͔͖̘̭da̵̩̖̲f͔̫̱h͇̺͖̹̮͚͜;͔l̰͎͢ș̦͉ḏa͞k͞j̖̩̱͇̳̙ḍ̣̹s̩̗͙̦̼̳̙f̩ạ̼d̯̝̮̺̖̞͎f̴̠̺̫j̸̳̤͍̜͎͎s;̵̪̝͈̗f͉̳͉̳̝͘ͅd͓̼̬̖s͓̠͖͎̭͞a͈̫͘l̷͈̣͎j̪̘̙k̟͖ls̜̬͚̟̖̭̲̀
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