Mentally Challenged Student Faces Charges After Wetting Her Pants

[NewsBoy]

You gotta be joking, wtf is going on? I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

More at link...

 

[Damocles]

Yeah.... NewsBoy has gotten totally useless... I think I'll end his run.

 

[Beefy]

Yeah.... NewsBoy has gotten totally useless... I think I'll end his run.

Well, the cat thread actually turned out to be rather humerous, but it was the exception.

 

[OrnotBitwise]

Well, the cat thread actually turned out to be rather humerous, but it was the exception.

I've kind of grown fond of NewsBoy. It's like Toby without the dogged stupidity, you know?

 

[Beefy]

I've kind of grown fond of NewsBoy. It's like Toby without the dogged stupidity, you know?

Toby without stupidity? Surely you jest.

That would be like a meal with no food. A date with no girl. A porno flick with no nudity.

You've stumbled upon the ultimate paradox.