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[USFREEDOM911]

Know the difference between your wife and a refrigerator?

They're both frigid and barren.

Howey walks into a bar and orders a budweiser.
Takes one drink and passes out.
The Bartender looks around, realizes the bar is empty, so he drags Howey into the back room and has a go at him.
He then puts Howey back on the bar stool.
Howey wakes up and staggers out the door.

One week later, Howey returns to the same bar.
Orders a Budwieser, takes a drink, and passes out.
This time the Bartender has told a few friends and they all take a turn at Howey.
When they're done, they put him back on the bar stool.
Howey wakes up and staggers out the door.

One week later, Howey comes back to the same bar.
This time it's standing room only.

Howey sits down and orders a Coors.
Bartenter gives him the Coors and asks him how come he changed from Budweiser.
Howey said he had to.
Budweiser makes his ass hurt.

 

[Howey]

I wish everyone leave comments about family off the board, there are other more humorous ways to insult someone.

My thinking is the USF's wife most be a saint.

No shit! Can you imagine being STY's wife? Dixie's?

 

[Phantasmal]

No shit! Can you imagine being STY's wife? Dixie's?

I can assure that would never happen, not even a first date.

 

[The Dude]

I hope all the rapists are jailed for life.
I'm inclined to lay money down to bet that some liberal will release them early , out of compassion , so they can re offend.

If you gun nut retards would back off the war on drugs you'd have room?
Dumbass immigrant!

 

[Howey]