Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS

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This is just forking ridiculous!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...inside-PENIS-sexual-adventure-goes-wrong.html

 

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You know, there are cases of men in some poor, religiously conservative countries who mistook the urethral canal for the vagina and managed to not only force their entire penis into it but to proceed to have sex.

 

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You know, there are cases of men in some poor, religiously conservative countries who mistook the urethral canal for the vagina and managed to not only force their entire penis into it but to proceed to have sex.

Are you talking about Mississippi?

 

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Are you talking about Mississippi?

Mississippi's PPP per capita is on level with the UK's. Perhaps I'm talking about England, the hicks of the UK?

 

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What in the hell is wrong with people these days? 70 years old? Dementia perhaps? Trying to impress the wife with his capability to...."feed" her needs?

I don't know....I had a catheter put in once when I was awake and it sucked.....it's not as bad when they remove it...but it still kinds feels like they are pulling the universe through your dick......

A FORK?....