Making Canada Our 51st State Could Make It Easier to Buy American

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Chapdog

Abreast of the situations
February 01, 2009

So, at this year's annual World Economic Forum meeting in Switzerland, the United States trumped up the "Buy American" dogma. Canadian Finance Minister, Jim Flaherty, responded by pronouncing that American "protectionism" would be "met by resistance" by counties around the globe- but that Canada would not effect trade restrictions of its own.

After all, why should Canada stand in the way? They are the number one trading partner of this United States.

Although other countries fear the latest US evolution in its trade policy, Canada does not. And, it's all good- we need them. They need us. They ARE us. We are one and the same. Keep reading.

And, therefore, I say- let's get this charade out of the way already- and officially make Canada our 51st State.

Seems outrageous doesn't it?

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charver said:
Don't do it.

It's what the Frenchies want - to destroy you from within.
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Maybe we can take only the English speaking ones, and lock in the Frenchies.. The only way they could get out is to hike out over the frozen waste of the North. If it still exists, otherwise they can just swim.
 
Damocles said:
Maybe we can take only the English speaking ones, and lock in the Frenchies.. The only way they could get out is to hike out over the frozen waste of the North. If it still exists, otherwise they can just swim.
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Just be careful though. Some of those sneaky buggers take off their berets and strings of onions, get off their bikes, wash thoroughly and adopt a cod English accent - explaining to suspicious border guards that they are "from Australia".
 
charver said:
Just be careful though. Some of those sneaky buggers take off their berets and strings of onions, get off their bikes, wash thoroughly and adopt a cod English accent - explaining to suspicious border guards that they are "from Australia".
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Yeah, but you can tell because they can't wash off the rudeness and it comes through even when they are pretending to be Austrians.

Plus they are a bit off and tend to overdo the costumes.

Here's the last evildoers we caught trying to cross...

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See where they messed up? Can you see it?

No hats...
 
Damocles said:
Yeah, but you can tell because they can't wash off the rudeness and it comes through even when they are pretending to be Austrians.

Plus they are a bit off and tend to overdo the costumes.

Here's the last evildoers we caught trying to cross...

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See where they messed up? Can you see it?

No hats...
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:D

I trust those two Frenchmen were packed into a well ventilated aircraft and returned from whence they came. Stay vigilant.
 
Nope, every province in Canada should become it's own state, besides the western ones, which will all be merged together into one super state so that we'll have less conservative senators.
 
Damocles said:
Maybe we can take only the English speaking ones, and lock in the Frenchies.. The only way they could get out is to hike out over the frozen waste of the North. If it still exists, otherwise they can just swim.
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Damn son......you just reminded me that Darwin's birthday is coming up!

You are cold dude! LOL
 
charver said:
Just be careful though. Some of those sneaky buggers take off their berets and strings of onions, get off their bikes, wash thoroughly and adopt a cod English accent - explaining to suspicious border guards that they are "from Australia".
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No worries. They always blow their cover when you offer them a California wine with dinner. An Ozzie wouldn't care. They'd drink bout anything.
 
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