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Beefy

Beefy

Worst gambler ever
Couple of questions. I've literally never used one of these things before. How do I maximize my safari screen? And is it really true that I can spend hours a day on youporn.com and not need virus protection?

Thanks in advance.

Update, the first fair went really well, I sold $107K plus worth of hot tubs. After the fair, my pal and I went to a strip club where I got tugged for $200. Then today I ate a Crab pot pie for $14.95, which was far more satisfying that getting Mr. Kack pulled on.

Then I laid down at the mac store and made some kid's day. I walked in, said "Are these things still $1,099?" He said yes. I said "Do you take cash?" He said yes. Then I shook his hand and said write it up. He was ecstatic.

Anyhow, the next fair starts on friday, and its 17 days of wheelin and dealin, peddling hot tubs. I'll check back in from time to time. Hope everyone is still doing what it is they do.

Later on Foo!
 
Beefy said:
Couple of questions. I've literally never used one of these things before. How do I maximize my safari screen? And is it really true that I can spend hours a day on youporn.com and not need virus protection?

Thanks in advance.

Update, the first fair went really well, I sold $107K plus worth of hot tubs. After the fair, my pal and I went to a strip club where I got tugged for $200. Then today I ate a Crab pot pie for $14.95, which was far more satisfying that getting Mr. Kack pulled on.

Then I laid down at the mac store and made some kid's day. I walked in, said "Are these things still $1,099?" He said yes. I said "Do you take cash?" He said yes. Then I shook his hand and said write it up. He was ecstatic.

Anyhow, the next fair starts on friday, and its 17 days of wheelin and dealin, peddling hot tubs. I'll check back in from time to time. Hope everyone is still doing what it is they do.

Later on Foo!
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I'm not good at directions. Will say I've owned my G5 for nearly 2 years, not a problem yet, though I bought a new keyboard and a pc type mouse in the past week.
 
Beefy said:
Couple of questions. I've literally never used one of these things before. How do I maximize my safari screen? And is it really true that I can spend hours a day on youporn.com and not need virus protection?

Thanks in advance.

Update, the first fair went really well, I sold $107K plus worth of hot tubs. After the fair, my pal and I went to a strip club where I got tugged for $200. Then today I ate a Crab pot pie for $14.95, which was far more satisfying that getting Mr. Kack pulled on.

Then I laid down at the mac store and made some kid's day. I walked in, said "Are these things still $1,099?" He said yes. I said "Do you take cash?" He said yes. Then I shook his hand and said write it up. He was ecstatic.

Anyhow, the next fair starts on friday, and its 17 days of wheelin and dealin, peddling hot tubs. I'll check back in from time to time. Hope everyone is still doing what it is they do.

Later on Foo!
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Beefy RJS has missed you, you poor fat bastard? A little advice, if you think crabpies are more satisfying than hand jobs, it could be you are, like most lefty men, a closet case? In which case, do not take my saying i miss you the wrong way, it is not sexual, I still love the ladies, sorry?

Congratulations on your new computer, either way, thank you.
 
Runyon said:
I'm not good at directions. Will say I've owned my G5 for nearly 2 years, not a problem yet, though I bought a new keyboard and a pc type mouse in the past week.
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RJS cannot advise on this matter, I am an American, and also a patriot and therefore use a microsoft and also eat meat, sorry. The terrorists use macs.
 
RJS said:
Beefy RJS has missed you, you poor fat bastard? A little advice, if you think crabpies are more satisfying than hand jobs, it could be you are, like most lefty men, a closet case? In which case, do not take my saying i miss you the wrong way, it is not sexual, I still love the ladies, sorry?

Congratulations on your new computer, either way, thank you.
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It would have helped if the stripper had heard of a company called Right Gaurd, and had been from a country that has dentists and electrolysis, and nutri system, and hadn't had callouses all over her palms.
 
Beefy said:
It would have helped if the stripper had heard of a company called Right Gaurd, and had been from a country that has dentists and electrolysis, and nutri system, and hadn't had callouses all over her palms.
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Sounds like it was either a dude, or a transgender.
 
Beefy said:
It would have helped if the stripper had heard of a company called Right Gaurd, and had been from a country that has dentists and electrolysis, and nutri system, and hadn't had callouses all over her palms.
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This description makes me wonder if Tinfoil isn't moonlighting?
 
Beefy said:
It would have helped if the stripper had heard of a company called Right Gaurd, and had been from a country that has dentists and electrolysis, and nutri system, and hadn't had callouses all over her palms.
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Ahhh a senatorial grade place then.

Umm those were not callouses, just herpes warts.
 
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Beefy said:
Couple of questions. I've literally never used one of these things before. How do I maximize my safari screen? And is it really true that I can spend hours a day on youporn.com and not need virus protection?

Thanks in advance.

Update, the first fair went really well, I sold $107K plus worth of hot tubs. After the fair, my pal and I went to a strip club where I got tugged for $200. Then today I ate a Crab pot pie for $14.95, which was far more satisfying that getting Mr. Kack pulled on.

Then I laid down at the mac store and made some kid's day. I walked in, said "Are these things still $1,099?" He said yes. I said "Do you take cash?" He said yes. Then I shook his hand and said write it up. He was ecstatic.

Anyhow, the next fair starts on friday, and its 17 days of wheelin and dealin, peddling hot tubs. I'll check back in from time to time. Hope everyone is still doing what it is they do.

Later on Foo!
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Have fun not being able to run any good programs except the ones produced by Apple for the next 3 years.

And get virus protection.
 
Beefy said:
Couple of questions. I've literally never used one of these things before. How do I maximize my safari screen? And is it really true that I can spend hours a day on youporn.com and not need virus protection?

Thanks in advance.

Update, the first fair went really well, I sold $107K plus worth of hot tubs. After the fair, my pal and I went to a strip club where I got tugged for $200. Then today I ate a Crab pot pie for $14.95, which was far more satisfying that getting Mr. Kack pulled on.

Then I laid down at the mac store and made some kid's day. I walked in, said "Are these things still $1,099?" He said yes. I said "Do you take cash?" He said yes. Then I shook his hand and said write it up. He was ecstatic.

Anyhow, the next fair starts on friday, and its 17 days of wheelin and dealin, peddling hot tubs. I'll check back in from time to time. Hope everyone is still doing what it is they do.

Later on Foo!
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I have to say one thing, you make me laugh and I like that in a person!
 
RJS said:
RJS cannot advise on this matter, I am an American, and also a patriot and therefore use a microsoft and also eat meat, sorry. The terrorists use macs.
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So where will you get your next falafel?
 
Get virus and spyware protection. That MACs only have 5% of the market doesn't stop about 8% of viruses and spyware beng able to infect your Mac.
 
No, Beefy. Go ask someone with a mac. That might help. Hell, you're even on the internet. You could look up the answer right now on google.

For some reason, I think you've already looked up the answer and are just trying to annoy us.
 
Watermark said:
No, Beefy. Go ask someone with a mac. That might help. Hell, you're even on the internet. You could look up the answer right now on google.

For some reason, I think you've already looked up the answer and are just trying to annoy us.
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No, I've been busting my ass at strip clubs trying to get a broad to marry me. I still don't know. And If its annoying, then I've served my purpose, or yours, you decide.
 
Strip clubs are terrible places for broads to get married to.

You should check out the south. Ugly chicks all over the place. And we all know that ugly chicks are top notch broads, especially for marrying purposes.
 
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