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Damocles

Damocles

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By the year _____, the country had grown weary of the long and bloody ____ War. _____ thousand of the countries' best and bravest young men had fallen on the fields of _____. Many began to think that the war was not worth it, and the price of freedom too great. The Republican Presidential Candidate ____________ thought no price was too great for _________. Unfortunately, after _____ long years of war, _____'s support was dropping fast, and people were looking for a way out of the war.


Fill in the blanks with the correct words...
 
By the year 2050, the country had grown weary of the long and bloody Penis War. Three Hundred thousand of the countries' best and bravest young men had fallen on the fields of The clap. Many began to think that the war was not worth it, and the price of freedom too great. The Republican Presidential Candidate Adam Weinberg thought no price was too great for a nice vagina. Unfortunately, after forty long years of war, Weinberg's support was dropping fast, and people were looking for a way out of the war. But then Adam fell victim to the clap once he found the vagina, and everyone lived happily ever after.
 
By the year 2525, the country had grown weary of the long and bloody Troll War. Nine hundred thousand of the countries' best and bravest young men had fallen on the fields of virtual battle. Many began to think that the war was not worth it, and the price of freedom too great. The Republican Presidential Candidate Robdawg D (or was he the Democrat candidate or Libertarian or.... oh well... he was candidate for whatever party he was in that week) thought no price was too great for freedom to operate one's flying saucer while on the sauce. Unfortunately, after 10 long years of war, the fallout from his execution of the Navy, his unilateral decision to put Eddie Da Pit on Mt Rushmore and his decision to inter the elderly, asians and Brentologist at New Guantanamo, Robdawg's support was dropping fast, and people were looking for a way out of the war.
 
By the year 2008, the country had grown weary of the long and bloody drug War. Many thousand of the countries' best and bravest young men had fallen on the fields of Pot busts. Many began to think that the war was not worth it, and the price of freedom too great. The Republican Presidential Candidate Jeb Bush thought no price was too great for total victory. Unfortunately, after 20+ long years of war, The DEA's support was dropping fast, and people were looking for a way out of the war.
 
By the year 1972, the country had grown weary of the long and bloody Vietnam War. Tens of thousands of the countries' best and bravest young men had fallen on the fields of Vietnam. Many began to think that the war was not worth it, and the price of freedom too great. The Democratic Presidental canidate Richard Nixon thought no price was too great for Democracy. Unfortunately, after years of war, Nixon's support was still solid, but people were looking for a way out of the war.
 
Damocles said:
lol. Nixon... Democratic? Well, he was liberal.
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Ooops I ment to change that... Ill have to start paying more attention to my posts. I had origionally written a different draft using Johnson as the president.
 
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