DACHSHUND DAWG
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About five days ago. a confidential source in America (Mr "X", an old friend) contacted me to say he had news of an astonishing development in Iran. What he told me was so outlandish and bizarre, that .at first. I laughed, and said, to him. "No kidding, "X", and next you'll be telling tell me that L. Ron Hubbard was beamed down from a spaceship into a "Hooters" restaurant in Pasadena last Tuesday evening, - and a local 'Karen', with blue hair, recorded the whole thing on her iPhone. Right?
Well, said "X," chuckling, a 'Hooters' restaurant is exactly the kind of place where L. Ron would want to be beamed back to Earth. Do you know something I don't, Dachs?
Seriously, I said, let me make sure I got this straight. "X", ......you're telling me that, Barack Obama, - the Barack Obama who was a former US President - converted to Islam on Martha's Vineyard, then "defected" from the America to Iran in an unmarked cargo plane on the 15th of February of this year, and that the current regime in Tehran are planning to install him as the next "Supreme Leader" of the Islamic Republic of Iran by mid- April? And you're not joking -you're fucking around?
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"X" said. "Yeah. I know, I know - it sounds crazy, even I've got trouble wrapping my own head around it. The problem is I've got hard evidence here on a Laptop that's running mini- Hard Drive taken from another system wired in the evidence I'm talking about is stored in the files the mini- Hard Drive there's all sorts of weird shit on it: text documents. photographs, AV footage, audio recordings and more - there's lots of it. And the craziest part is that I think it's all the real deal - the real McCoy. Let me tell you, Dachs, this stuff makes Hunter Biden's Lap-Top look like a Teddy Bear Picnic. The material on this disc is so outlandish, I thought it was some kind of hoax, cooked up using AI/Deep Fake tech. But now I think this stuff is genuine. because AI/Digital fake material still has lots of tell-tale imperfections, and they're easy enough to spot if look carefully. Right? I worked in intelligence for almost 25 years, Dachs, and you tend to develop some very sharp observation skills. And I'm telling you. I can't spot anything dodgy in the material stored on this mini-Hard-Drive.
What I just told you, about Obama, I know you can't believe it - and I don't blame you. But If you' re interested, and you want to check it out for yourself you're welcome to meet up with me in Florida. I'll take you through the whole story about the micro-Disc, with is complicated and let you see the stuff that's on it first-hand. I got a place near Daytona Beach now, it's in a quiet neighbourhood, so you can look through all of the files on this Hard Drive in peace. - there a lot of stuff stored on it - all directly related to Obama and his escapades in Tehran.
There's one thing I have to tell you, though - before you decide whether or not you want to fly over and get involved in this business. The micro-Hard Drive I'm telling you about was leaked from the CIA's Headquarters in Langley, Virginia. Langley's where the Agency's "Directorate of Operations" is based. The Chief of "Operations" there is a guy called Aaron Wegert The Directorate of Operations runs (among other things) the CIA's clandestine/covert human intelligence projects abroad - that is, its espionage operations. What's on this micro-Hard-Drive is basically a detailed intelligence report for Aaron Webner that includes supporting intelligence in the form of photographs, AV footage, audio recordings captured using covert surveillance technology. The report is compiled by the team leader of TASK FORCE " MUFTI - 79.8" This task force is comprised of a network of 100 covert/clandestine CIA technical specialists who were embedded in strategic locations throughout Tehran in July of 2025. They are part of a broader CIA "Operations" initiative code-named: "MK2- OBUMMA - u -AKBAR"
The point I want to make is that what's on this micro-Hard Drive is officially rated "CLASSIFIED" and "TOP SECRET" material and trust me it's "red hot." This is very dangerous material. I If you get caught, by the wrong people, fooling around with it then could kiss your ass' Goodnight Vienna." You're family and friends would be told that you suffered a sudden massive coronary while surfing at a topless beach in America, and sadly you were dead on arrival in Emergency - if you know what I mean.
Yeah, I geddit, you say to "X". But why would the regime want to appoint Obama "Supreme Leader? And why would Obama be willing to do this?
The short answers are "I don't know" and "I don't know". In short, here's a hell of a lot about this whole thing that I don't know or understand. I have my own theories, but this thing is all about Geopolitics, and Geopolitical theories are usually put together by bug-eyed flakes. Right? They turn out to be pure bullshit 99% of the time because global politics itself is pretty much impossible to predict. Right? There are too many variables and wild cards - it's too changeable - too unstable. Especially in America these days.
I mean, look at November 2020 in the US, the American people voted a Presidential candidate who was OBVIOUSLY a zombie and well "off with the fucking Pixies" into the White House. And what's the first thing the zombie does? Why, he opens up the Southen Border and then encourages the Third World to flood in - which they did, and were promptly flown to "Five Star" hotels in a city of their choice . How could anyone have predicted any of this suicidal, political madness ? Then there's Iran where you are dealing with a nation , that. since 1979/ has been ruled by Shia Muslims who believe that a little dude called "the Mahdi," who is a blood-descendant of the Prophet Muhammed, a human being who is currently aged over 1150 years old is alive and well (but no one can see him because Allah has made him invisible for the time being, which has been over 800 years or so to date). The regime believes he is actually the great. divinely guided, Islamic Messiah who will reappear to turn the world into an Islamic utopia. But the sacred scripture prophesises that the "Madhi" will reappear on Earth during the "End Times." It is written that the "End Times" will be an apocalypse of conflict, war (esp. nuclear), devastation, chaos, bloodshed, etc.. So. since 1979, the batshit crazy Ayatollah Khomeini, and his successor - the batshit crazy, Ayatollah Ali Khamanei have thought: "Why don't we take the initiative and start actively preparing things for the emergence of the "Madhi" ourselves. Why not bring on the apocalypse by stirring up Hell on Earth as soon as we possibly can! Let's wage a full --blown, non-stop, "kinetic" Jihad against Israel ("the Little Satan") and then America (the Great Satan")!!! Once we have our own nukes, we'll be able to unleash chaos, devastation and death, BIG TIME., my brothers, BIG TIME!! The "Mardi" will surely be very impressed when we fire our nuclear ICBMs at all of Allah's enemies - especially, "the Great Satan," and He may decide that the time is right to reappear as our long-awaited Messiah! Allah u Akbar, Brothers, Allah u Akbar!!!
This is the kind of mentality possessed by the Leadership if the current regime in Iran - SERIOUSLY! I So, who can predict WHAT these dickheads are likely to do next, or WHY they do what they do in the first place.??
The only things you can ever know about for certain, Dachs. are real, hard, empirical facts. And that's what I think are stored on this micro- Hard Drive.
END OF FIRST INSTALLMENT
FOLKS, STAY TUNED FOR INSTALLENT TWO - "DACHSHUND IN DAYTONA" - WHERE I BEGIN TO REVEAL THE SHOCKING TRUTH STORED ON THE LEAKED, CIA, MINI-HARD DRIVE !!
Well, said "X," chuckling, a 'Hooters' restaurant is exactly the kind of place where L. Ron would want to be beamed back to Earth. Do you know something I don't, Dachs?
Seriously, I said, let me make sure I got this straight. "X", ......you're telling me that, Barack Obama, - the Barack Obama who was a former US President - converted to Islam on Martha's Vineyard, then "defected" from the America to Iran in an unmarked cargo plane on the 15th of February of this year, and that the current regime in Tehran are planning to install him as the next "Supreme Leader" of the Islamic Republic of Iran by mid- April? And you're not joking -you're fucking around?
,
"X" said. "Yeah. I know, I know - it sounds crazy, even I've got trouble wrapping my own head around it. The problem is I've got hard evidence here on a Laptop that's running mini- Hard Drive taken from another system wired in the evidence I'm talking about is stored in the files the mini- Hard Drive there's all sorts of weird shit on it: text documents. photographs, AV footage, audio recordings and more - there's lots of it. And the craziest part is that I think it's all the real deal - the real McCoy. Let me tell you, Dachs, this stuff makes Hunter Biden's Lap-Top look like a Teddy Bear Picnic. The material on this disc is so outlandish, I thought it was some kind of hoax, cooked up using AI/Deep Fake tech. But now I think this stuff is genuine. because AI/Digital fake material still has lots of tell-tale imperfections, and they're easy enough to spot if look carefully. Right? I worked in intelligence for almost 25 years, Dachs, and you tend to develop some very sharp observation skills. And I'm telling you. I can't spot anything dodgy in the material stored on this mini-Hard-Drive.
What I just told you, about Obama, I know you can't believe it - and I don't blame you. But If you' re interested, and you want to check it out for yourself you're welcome to meet up with me in Florida. I'll take you through the whole story about the micro-Disc, with is complicated and let you see the stuff that's on it first-hand. I got a place near Daytona Beach now, it's in a quiet neighbourhood, so you can look through all of the files on this Hard Drive in peace. - there a lot of stuff stored on it - all directly related to Obama and his escapades in Tehran.
There's one thing I have to tell you, though - before you decide whether or not you want to fly over and get involved in this business. The micro-Hard Drive I'm telling you about was leaked from the CIA's Headquarters in Langley, Virginia. Langley's where the Agency's "Directorate of Operations" is based. The Chief of "Operations" there is a guy called Aaron Wegert The Directorate of Operations runs (among other things) the CIA's clandestine/covert human intelligence projects abroad - that is, its espionage operations. What's on this micro-Hard-Drive is basically a detailed intelligence report for Aaron Webner that includes supporting intelligence in the form of photographs, AV footage, audio recordings captured using covert surveillance technology. The report is compiled by the team leader of TASK FORCE " MUFTI - 79.8" This task force is comprised of a network of 100 covert/clandestine CIA technical specialists who were embedded in strategic locations throughout Tehran in July of 2025. They are part of a broader CIA "Operations" initiative code-named: "MK2- OBUMMA - u -AKBAR"
The point I want to make is that what's on this micro-Hard Drive is officially rated "CLASSIFIED" and "TOP SECRET" material and trust me it's "red hot." This is very dangerous material. I If you get caught, by the wrong people, fooling around with it then could kiss your ass' Goodnight Vienna." You're family and friends would be told that you suffered a sudden massive coronary while surfing at a topless beach in America, and sadly you were dead on arrival in Emergency - if you know what I mean.
Yeah, I geddit, you say to "X". But why would the regime want to appoint Obama "Supreme Leader? And why would Obama be willing to do this?
The short answers are "I don't know" and "I don't know". In short, here's a hell of a lot about this whole thing that I don't know or understand. I have my own theories, but this thing is all about Geopolitics, and Geopolitical theories are usually put together by bug-eyed flakes. Right? They turn out to be pure bullshit 99% of the time because global politics itself is pretty much impossible to predict. Right? There are too many variables and wild cards - it's too changeable - too unstable. Especially in America these days.
I mean, look at November 2020 in the US, the American people voted a Presidential candidate who was OBVIOUSLY a zombie and well "off with the fucking Pixies" into the White House. And what's the first thing the zombie does? Why, he opens up the Southen Border and then encourages the Third World to flood in - which they did, and were promptly flown to "Five Star" hotels in a city of their choice . How could anyone have predicted any of this suicidal, political madness ? Then there's Iran where you are dealing with a nation , that. since 1979/ has been ruled by Shia Muslims who believe that a little dude called "the Mahdi," who is a blood-descendant of the Prophet Muhammed, a human being who is currently aged over 1150 years old is alive and well (but no one can see him because Allah has made him invisible for the time being, which has been over 800 years or so to date). The regime believes he is actually the great. divinely guided, Islamic Messiah who will reappear to turn the world into an Islamic utopia. But the sacred scripture prophesises that the "Madhi" will reappear on Earth during the "End Times." It is written that the "End Times" will be an apocalypse of conflict, war (esp. nuclear), devastation, chaos, bloodshed, etc.. So. since 1979, the batshit crazy Ayatollah Khomeini, and his successor - the batshit crazy, Ayatollah Ali Khamanei have thought: "Why don't we take the initiative and start actively preparing things for the emergence of the "Madhi" ourselves. Why not bring on the apocalypse by stirring up Hell on Earth as soon as we possibly can! Let's wage a full --blown, non-stop, "kinetic" Jihad against Israel ("the Little Satan") and then America (the Great Satan")!!! Once we have our own nukes, we'll be able to unleash chaos, devastation and death, BIG TIME., my brothers, BIG TIME!! The "Mardi" will surely be very impressed when we fire our nuclear ICBMs at all of Allah's enemies - especially, "the Great Satan," and He may decide that the time is right to reappear as our long-awaited Messiah! Allah u Akbar, Brothers, Allah u Akbar!!!
This is the kind of mentality possessed by the Leadership if the current regime in Iran - SERIOUSLY! I So, who can predict WHAT these dickheads are likely to do next, or WHY they do what they do in the first place.??
The only things you can ever know about for certain, Dachs. are real, hard, empirical facts. And that's what I think are stored on this micro- Hard Drive.
END OF FIRST INSTALLMENT
FOLKS, STAY TUNED FOR INSTALLENT TWO - "DACHSHUND IN DAYTONA" - WHERE I BEGIN TO REVEAL THE SHOCKING TRUTH STORED ON THE LEAKED, CIA, MINI-HARD DRIVE !!