It's got a dick

[FUCK THE POLICE]

How much do you care, on a scale from 0-9?

 

[/MSG/]

Que?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Did I forget to make this public? Damn, I just can't seem to bring myself to care.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

very risky thread click.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Did I forget to make this public? Damn, I just can't seem to bring myself to care.

it's public.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

so this thread isn't about Watermark?......

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

very risky thread click.

LOL I was afraid to click on it for that exact reason.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

lol...darla is afraid of dick

 

[Minister of Truth]

If its got a dick, I don't want to fuck it. Except maybe Lady Gaga.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

If its got a dick, I don't want to fuck it. Except maybe Lady Gaga.

lolll gross 3d.

 

[/MSG/]

lolll gross 3d.

No shit. She's not attractive as is.

 

[Timshel]

Am I the only one that thinks this is about the royal baby? And no, I don't care.

 

[Steelplate]

Am I the only one that thinks this is about the royal baby? And no, I don't care.

You don't care about Aragorn, son of Arathorn? The broken blade shall be made whole and the rightful king shall rule over Gondor!

Ok...what the fuck were we talking about again?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Ha, nice catch! I wasn't sure what this was about, but I have been fortunate enough not to catch any mainstream press on it thus far.

 

[/MSG/]

I'm surprised it came out normal. You know how those incest babies are.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Not to worry. It will spend too much time around Charles growing up, and learn to chase after women such as Camilla.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i hope the baby is like joeffry baratheon.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Apparently, the Onion has been tracking this for some time:

Ultra Sound

Baby Bump

Morning Sickness

Baby Kicking

Baby Born

Baby Crawling

Baby Eating

First Words

Has its "Father's Eyes"

 

[charver]

I'm surprised it came out normal. You know how those incest babies are.

Ever since the disasters of the 1960s (hello Prince Edward) all the royal babies are created and incubated in Buckingham Palace's top-secret underground laboratories and only later implanted into the womb of a commoner, who is usually killed in a staged accident at some time in the future.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Ever since the disasters of the 1960s (hello Prince Edward) all the royal babies are created and incubated in Buckingham Palace's top-secret underground laboratories and only later implanted into the womb of a commoner, who is usually killed in a staged accident at some time in the future.

I found the video: