No, really...what's not true?The entire post.
No, really...what's not true?The entire post.
Libertarians are people who smoke weed, but still aren't cool.
No, really....The ENTIRE post.![]()
As a Libertarian, I can do pretty much whatever the hell I want to. I'm not claiming credit for lincoln, i'm simply pointing out that YOU CANNOT claim credit for lincoln, except for the whole big government do what we tell you to do attitude. you can have that
The problem with "Libertarianism", besides the fact that it's bullshit, is that what defines "libertarian" changes depending on the argument.
It's a nice, little rhetorical trick soft heads use to avoid accountability for the Conservative Authoritarianism that is at their core.
Libertarians are people who smoke weed, but still aren't cool.
Its all rainbows lollypops and gay unicorns. Just kinda do whatever you want. Work is optional. If you wanna work....work,...if not,...dont. Someone else will work instead and the govt will take their money and give it to you so you can lay around all day playing video games like a little kid and smoking pot.
If you are a 40 year old fat man and want to dress up in a womans evening gown and high heels, go right ahead. You can even go into the bathroom where little girls are if you want to,...I mean,..why not? You earned it. You can do whatever you want to.
If you are some thug beating on your wife and kids and the cops pull up,....just tell them to go fuck themselves. Matter a fact,...you should have the right to fight with them if you want to, for that matter if you want you can even try to take their gun and shoot them if you want. I have no idea what cops would be for anymore but....Oh well.
In fact,....EVERYONE should be provided free housing, free cable, free wifi, free food, free healthcare, a free vacation, free pot, ........Fuck it...the big corporations can just pay for it all. Oh but wait,...they wont be able to turn a profit because they wont be able to function anymore because they have no employees because everyone went on the dole. Hmmmm.....guess we will have to figure something else out on that one.
People with no marketable talent or education quit working decades ago when they figured out that living off the govt dole was every bit as lucrative as any low end job people like that could possibly get. But those bennies are STRESS FREE,...you have to do NOTHING to get them. Now,....if you continue to increase the govt bennies all that will happen is the lower middle will quit working too. Why wouldnt they? If you can live close to the same but have NONE OF the stresses or responsibilities why would you just continue to work? You wouldnt. If we lose the lower middle........turn out the lights the party is over. Going to be quite the show sitting back and watching this all happen. Eventually these idiots will end up getting exactly what they deserve......NOTHING.
Libertarians are for less authority over themselves, but are totally OK with more authority over others.
Libertarians are like house cats; completely convinced of their own independence, but wholly dependent on others for survival.
Libertarians seem to be mostly ppl who want to be able to get away with all kinds of shit so advocate for "freedom" from laws. lol
Anyone who has spent even a nanosecond making excuses for the Confederacy, defending public memorials to Confederate generals, or spouting any nonsense myths about the south's "Lost Cause" horseshit is never, under any circumstances, allowed to claim they are a fellow traveler with Abraham Lincoln.
^^ And that includes most modern conservatives.
No, really....
And they can never point to even one successful Libertarian government/nation.
This Libertarian doesn't smoke weed, but still believes that the feds have no authority over it. Especially if it took a Constitutional Amendment to prohibit alcohol, then another one to make it legal again..........but democrats wanted that all powerful fed gov.
so it seems you still don't really know what Libertarianism is, just your idiot perception of it
more ignorance and stupidity over what Libertarianism is. have you always been incapable of thinking for yourself?
I will admit these libertarian jokes are not mine.
I don't usually put much effort into coming up with jokes for people no one cares about...it feels a little like punching down.
Libertarians seem to be mostly ppl who want to be able to get away with all kinds of shit so advocate for "freedom" from laws. lol
Here's another one. These guys require much patience, keeping in mind that they believe black and Jewish voters flock to the party that hates them.
My two cents: 90 percent of Libertarians are just embarrassed, closet Republicans.
While they may not have literally cast a vote for Trump, on election night they were on their knees praying that Trump would defeat Clinton and Biden.
so not only do you use other peoples jokes, you have to stand by other peoples beliefs, having none of your own..............I never realized the depth of how pathetic you actually are.