Is he dead yet?

Crepitus

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Ground to pulp by a "sabotaged" escalator?

Stroked out while trying to remember where he left the aceto... Acetom... Ace...

Vowed to hold his breath until he's given a Nobel Prize?

Thought he was Raptured up, but actually just fell down an elevator shaft?

Declared himself Pharoah and drowned in the Red Sea?

Blood poisoning from his those weird, blue hands?

Lost a fist-fight with Tom Homan over who'd get to accept a $50,000 cash bribe?

Killed by Pam Bondi during miscommunication about which enemy he'd like punished?

Mistakenly gunned down by the firing squad he ordered for Liz Cheney?
 

Ground to pulp by a "sabotaged" escalator?

Stroked out while trying to remember where he left the aceto... Acetom... Ace...

Vowed to hold his breath until he's given a Nobel Prize?

Thought he was Raptured up, but actually just fell down an elevator shaft?

Declared himself Pharoah and drowned in the Red Sea?

Blood poisoning from his those weird, blue hands?

Lost a fist-fight with Tom Homan over who'd get to accept a $50,000 cash bribe?

Killed by Pam Bondi during miscommunication about which enemy he'd like punished?

Mistakenly gunned down by the firing squad he ordered for Liz Cheney?
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You have the hots for him?
Just a meme I made in 2017.

Ground to pulp by a "sabotaged" escalator?

Stroked out while trying to remember where he left the aceto... Acetom... Ace...

Vowed to hold his breath until he's given a Nobel Prize?

Thought he was Raptured up, but actually just fell down an elevator shaft?

Declared himself Pharoah and drowned in the Red Sea?

Blood poisoning from his those weird, blue hands?

Lost a fist-fight with Tom Homan over who'd get to accept a $50,000 cash bribe?

Killed by Pam Bondi during miscommunication about which enemy he'd like punished?

Mistakenly gunned down by the firing squad he ordered for Liz Cheney?
View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1892967169551487266
 

Is he dead yet?​

Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app?

Poisoned by cheap, simulated gold decorations littering the White House?
 
Oh my, how original.

Dolt.
I gotta get back to your hubristic OP at commie TPF someday. I saw it like 3 weeks ago and was amused.
You were a dumbass then, and you're a dumbass now. A decade of dumbassery.
del was there, and me, and Cigar, mah black brutha from anotha motha.
You never stopped being a hubristic dumbass. :dunno:
Cannot remember how I ended up on that. :rofl2:
Was not logged into that site, random something. Hmm..
Oh! I think it was when I was showing somebody the commie fist hit counter thing about that site.
Meh. Get back with that maybe someday.
 
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Ok! So I found Creepy's 1st OP at Commie TPF. :rofl2:
Oh damn, the the other one I found was better. :(
This one's not even worth posting. Lame AF.
It wasn't Creepy's OP. Some dude came in like Mighty Mouse and we were all there.
 

Is he dead yet?​

Struck down in The Battle of Portland?

Clubbed to death in Farmingdale?

Catheter yanked out by "sabotaged" escalator?
 

Ground to pulp by a "sabotaged" escalator?

Stroked out while trying to remember where he left the aceto... Acetom... Ace...

Vowed to hold his breath until he's given a Nobel Prize?

Thought he was Raptured up, but actually just fell down an elevator shaft?

Declared himself Pharoah and drowned in the Red Sea?

Blood poisoning from his those weird, blue hands?

Lost a fist-fight with Tom Homan over who'd get to accept a $50,000 cash bribe?

Killed by Pam Bondi during miscommunication about which enemy he'd like punished?

Mistakenly gunned down by the firing squad he ordered for Liz Cheney?
No, none of THAT. Joe Biden is only BRAIN DEAD not actually dead dead. :)
 

Is he dead yet?​

Heartbroken that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock weren't picked to play the halftime show?

Suffocated in his med-bed?

Stroked out upon revelation that he invaded Portland just to get Dandy Warhol tickets?
 
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