Crepitus
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Ground to pulp by a "sabotaged" escalator?Stroked out while trying to remember where he left the aceto... Acetom... Ace...
Vowed to hold his breath until he's given a Nobel Prize?
Thought he was Raptured up, but actually just fell down an elevator shaft?
Declared himself Pharoah and drowned in the Red Sea?
Blood poisoning from his those weird, blue hands?
Lost a fist-fight with Tom Homan over who'd get to accept a $50,000 cash bribe?
Killed by Pam Bondi during miscommunication about which enemy he'd like punished?
Mistakenly gunned down by the firing squad he ordered for Liz Cheney?