Incredibly Offensive Jokes

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I have only posted the link so if you are likely to be offended then don't click. It manages to offend just about everybody and some of the jokes are really funny as well.

http://www.slightlywarped.com/jokes/jokes/incredibly_offensive_jokes.htm

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Lulz.

 

[Rune]

Not worth it.

 

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Not worth it.

How about you give us all the benefit of your finely tuned comedic brain, just for shits and giggles as Billy would say!!

 

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How about you give us all the benefit of your finely tuned comedic brain, just for shits and giggles as Billy would say!!

doesn't he do so every time he tries to pass himself off as intelligent?

 

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

that was a huge joke when i was in junior high. cept we said fag.

 

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

that was a huge joke when i was in junior high. cept we said fag.

Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."​

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.
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Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.

 

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Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."​

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Oh God, don't make me explain it.

 

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I do not smoke after sex, second hand smoke is very dangerous for children.

What’s funnier than poisoning your kids?
Convincing your babysitter that they were ok before you went out.


- Why was the pathologist fired?
- In one of his reports said: “Cause of death: Autopsy”


My wife has the body of a 16 year old school girl.
She keeps it in the fridge.


A guy walks into a shop:
- Hi, do you sell bereavement postcards?
- Yes sir.
- Then could I exchange one for this get well soon postcard I bought yesterday?

 

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Oh God, don't make me explain it.

ok

 

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ok

Google "Thalidomide babies"

 

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interesting.

i still fail to see the 'joke'

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

interesting.

i still fail to see the 'joke'

The joke is the ladies are taking vitamins for the babies and themselves, and the 3rd is taking thalidomide because she cannot knit sleeves, so the thalidomide will make it so she does not need to.

 

[Rune]

How about you give us all the benefit of your finely tuned comedic brain, just for shits and giggles as Billy would say!!

Not worth being that offended for "humor".

 

[Minister of Truth]

Not worth being that offended for "humor".

Surely a liberal such as yourself can appreciate the thalidomide joke...

 

[Rune]

Surely a liberal such as yourself can appreciate the thalidomide joke...

No, I meant what I said, scant humor, not wothy of the disgust causd by reviewing the list.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

No, I meant what I said, scant humor, not wothy of the disgust causd by reviewing the list.