This new found religious awakening from the pinhead liberals, is really encouraging! Until now, I was really starting to worry about their souls, thinking they didn't have any inkling of religious faith, or respect for religious beliefs. Now that they have come out in favor of Islam, I think it's a great day!
I think you guys and gals are going to absolutely LOVE Islam and Sharia Law! It will once and for all, put to rest so many of the social issues you've had for so many decades here in America. Think of all the time you will have to pray to Allah, now that you don't have to worry about all of these pesky issues anymore? No more battles to wage, no more protests to go to... just being obedient followers of Islam, without any more stress! It will be GREAT!
First of all, no more Abortion issue... In fact, Sharia mandates that we kill those who believe in abortion, so everyone will be pro-life under Sharia. Furthermore, anyone who believes women have a right... not just to abortion, but anything... are also killed under Sharia. So there won't be any more charges of sexism, those complaints won't exist when everyone believes in Sharia Law. The beloved issue of Gay Marriage will be settled, as those who practice homosexuality are stoned to death, so why would they need to marry? But the really big thing is, the POLITICS!
Pinheads spend an enormous amount of their daily lives, immersed in politics! Supporting this candidate, denouncing that candidate, keeping up with what the Democrats believe today versus yesterday, and which side of the fence they need to be on... it all takes up so much of your lives, but under Sharia, all of that is taken care of for you! The religious leaders decide who is your ruler, and you are governed by the laws of Sharia, so no need to worry about politics anymore. Think of all the free time you'll now have? Now, of course, you will be required to spend some of that free time praying to Allah, and they may come take your son or daughter, to go strap bombs to themselves and blow up a market somewhere, but these are very small sacrifices for the joy of living in peace together!
No more "unjust wars" with Sharia and Islam... no sir! Everything is a "Jihad" part of the "struggle" and Allah is on your side in that! So any "war" would only be part of the continued struggle, and something your God supports you doing, so it's all good! Oh, one more thing, but it's not a biggie for you guys, you have to give up all your worldly possessions, donate them to Allah. We'll miss you here on the Internet, but we understand completely! It's just what you have to do. Enjoy your new Religion, pinheads!
You batshit-crazy, right-wing jack-offs need to get a grip in a hurry, and I don't mean on your tiny dicks. You're being lied to. Again. with yet another even more outrageous lie, designed like every other lie you uneducated, butt-simple, pinheads swallow without questioning the truth or validity of the swill being shoveled down your throats by the corporate puppeteers and their whores in DC (the entire GOP and an increasing number of Democrats...the blue dog democrats come to mind), to take your attention elsewhere, anywhere but to the screwing they're giving you. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I give a rat's ass if a bunch of hateful, willfully ignorant, flaming cosmic assholes gets shit on by the criminals and liars they adore, but your inabililty to follow the money, means those of us who know better are also getting shit on because of your blind fucking stupidity. I don't treat most of you half-wits with respect because you deserve none. All you do is breathe air and take up space, total wastes of DNA, the scum line on the waterline tiles at the shallow end of the gene pool. Jesus H. Christ, we tell you to follow the money in global warming, and you you morons waltz right by the record-setting, multi-billion-dollar quarterly profits of the oil companies, racked up during an economic downturn (
HELLO? ARE YOU SHITHEADS PAYING ANY ATTENTION AT ALL??), and fasten your balloon-sharp intellects on the multi-thousand dollar grants the scientists are awarded, and think that's following the money. And the most recent shiny object the corporate oligarchy has dangled in front of your clueless faces to keep you angry at the wrong people, the people across the street, so they can empty out your house while you're standing on the curb yelling at the a) Muslim "terrorists", b) illegal immigrants, c) gays and lesbians, d) blacks, e) Jews, f) Irish, g) bohunks, h) polacks, i) krauts, j) gypsies, k) liberals, or l) all of the above, (and more, as all of the above have been scapegoated at one time or another, some more than once, and some, like gays. blacks, and Jews pretty much nonstop), and brandishing your AK-47s, screaming about your second amendment right and need to own one to protect what's yours from criminals, by which you mean street criminals, as if they posed the greatest threat to you, when in fact you're being ripped off at pen-point, not gun point, and by rich white people, not poor brown people. Now they've succeeded in getting your panties in a twist over Sharia law, as if that had the remotest chance of being implemented in a country that officially bans religious ideology from the workings of government.
Pay attention, you hysterical twits. All Muslims are not terrorists. Muslims have fought and died in our armed forces. If you visit Arlington National Cemetary, you'll see markers with crescents on them mixed in with the crosses and stars of David. Nobody is going to impose Sharia Law on us, or take over the country under a single Caliphate. In fact there isn't a country in the world with a standing army large enough to occupy the US, let alone conquer it. In fact, the two largest standing armies, China and India, aren't large enough combined to conquer the US, because among other things, we have air and sea superiority and close to 10,000 nuclear warheads AND the delivery systems capable of hitting any target anywhere in the world with pinpoint accuracy. Gay marriage doesn't in any way adversely affect straight marriage. I'm old enough to remember when the right wing was going berserk over interracial marriages. Climate change is not a hoax. The top 1% of taxpayers does not include any significant number of small business owners, so allowing the Bush tax cuts on the top 1% expire will not adversely affect employment.
So you can all stop being such a bunch of whiny candy-asses, and stop doing the bidding of the rich and letting the corporations take over our government without a shot being fired.