This new found religious awakening from the pinhead liberals, is really encouraging! Until now, I was really starting to worry about their souls, thinking they didn't have any inkling of religious faith, or respect for religious beliefs. Now that they have come out in favor of Islam, I think it's a great day!
I think you guys and gals are going to absolutely LOVE Islam and Sharia Law! It will once and for all, put to rest so many of the social issues you've had for so many decades here in America. Think of all the time you will have to pray to Allah, now that you don't have to worry about all of these pesky issues anymore? No more battles to wage, no more protests to go to... just being obedient followers of Islam, without any more stress! It will be GREAT!
First of all, no more Abortion issue... In fact, Sharia mandates that we kill those who believe in abortion, so everyone will be pro-life under Sharia. Furthermore, anyone who believes women have a right... not just to abortion, but anything... are also killed under Sharia. So there won't be any more charges of sexism, those complaints won't exist when everyone believes in Sharia Law. The beloved issue of Gay Marriage will be settled, as those who practice homosexuality are stoned to death, so why would they need to marry? But the really big thing is, the POLITICS!
Pinheads spend an enormous amount of their daily lives, immersed in politics! Supporting this candidate, denouncing that candidate, keeping up with what the Democrats believe today versus yesterday, and which side of the fence they need to be on... it all takes up so much of your lives, but under Sharia, all of that is taken care of for you! The religious leaders decide who is your ruler, and you are governed by the laws of Sharia, so no need to worry about politics anymore. Think of all the free time you'll now have? Now, of course, you will be required to spend some of that free time praying to Allah, and they may come take your son or daughter, to go strap bombs to themselves and blow up a market somewhere, but these are very small sacrifices for the joy of living in peace together!
No more "unjust wars" with Sharia and Islam... no sir! Everything is a "Jihad" part of the "struggle" and Allah is on your side in that! So any "war" would only be part of the continued struggle, and something your God supports you doing, so it's all good! Oh, one more thing, but it's not a biggie for you guys, you have to give up all your worldly possessions, donate them to Allah. We'll miss you here on the Internet, but we understand completely! It's just what you have to do. Enjoy your new Religion, pinheads!